I AM NOT A WHORE!

XDDDDD I know, I know pretty random right? (Just to clear up things I am not a whore XD)

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But anyways, I heard someone say this out loud in a grocery store and thought it was hilarious! What's the most random/funny thing someone کہا outloud in public to you? =)
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Shadowmarioking said:
My friend told me a story where this dad and his daughter were at the store and he was reading something and he کہا out loud, "Caress my balls?"
The daughter replied, "No, آپ do it daddy!"

And yup, آپ figure out what happened next.
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azkaban posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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WOW
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NomyCake said:
"Whoa, that guy has a SCRUMPTIOUS ass. Break me off a piece of that kit kat bar any day!"
It was a 40+ سال old woman...
Talking about my boyfriend...
It was awkward, but freaking hilarious.
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XD
Shadowmarioking posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XD
BlindBandit92 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ROFL
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azkaban said:
Well, my friend کہا "I always do this position."
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taytrain97 said:
Well, when I was shopping, I'd picked up a yogurt container, and suddenly a guy snatched it out of my hand.
"No! Nononono! آپ can't eat this, the government liess! This isn't healthy! It's filled with bacteria that will kill youuuuu!"
Then he just ran away and tossed the yogurt into the trash can.
.__________________.
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All yogurt is bacteria. XD
Shadowmarioking posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I know. Someone was getting some srs misinformation. .w.'
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zanesaaomgfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XD
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noahnstar1616 said:
Not necessarily in public, but...




















I walked into my grandparents room...


















And heard my grandfather say,

















"I'M NOT DUMB, I'M NOT DUMB!"






Must've talking to my grandma یا something.
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lolibarbie said:
"Ronaldo, eat your uncle's peanuts!"

Ahhh Wal-mart :)
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lol
azkaban posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XDD
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o.o
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Tyler47 said:
"That's just what they want آپ to think"

*Looks around paranoid.

*Runs away*
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Me_Iz_Here said:
Which one?
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swingset said:
well.......i have heard so many i am not quite ساحل
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SheWolf11 said:
"I am not a whore" is a song on youtube XD
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Jeffersonian said:
"Wait, so his uncle was an actor on The Sopranos too and he murdered him on the set of the show?" (some kid misunderstanding my explanation of the death of Chris Moltisanti and thinking the actor had been killed in my study hall.) not too epic but it's the best I can think of right now.
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Sammisaurus said:
I overheard a couple talking something like this:
"Get my the extra soft toilet paper; the other hurts my butt! And I take the biggest shits!"
"Oh hell yeah آپ do!"
And then they started making out ._.
I'll never hide in the toilet paper again.
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Wow
BlindBandit92 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Wow indeed. My friend was recording too, because he wanted to see how many weird people we'd run into at Walmart at midnight.
Sammisaurus posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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What the fuck. XD
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Theawfultruth said:
Ok no one says pretty much around here
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zanesaaomgfan said:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY EMO PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL!?
It's just Gabriella... Calm down... One person.
THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE! آپ CAN BE AN EMO! *runs away*
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DxCluvr said:
I, am not, a whore...but I like to do it ;D
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hell yes
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ShadowProve13 said:
Well i don't know if this fits with your سوال but last week at school someone came dressed as Chewbaka from سٹار, ستارہ Wars & started 2 stalk people asking 4 hugs he followed me & my 2 best دوستوں Conner & Jesse 4 like 20 منٹ at lunch XD
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dylin1 said:
Haha, look up LMFAO's vid "I Am Not a Whore"
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narlyvamp1234 said:
my friend was talking to her mom and she didn't mean to say this out loud but she said: "bitch please, go make me a sandwich!" i was like "Flynn, that's no way to talk to your mother!" while laughing so hard.
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XD That's terrible!
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xXitachiXx said:
I hear this at the gas station

some girl: "Hey I like it when boys lick me in the ear."
some other girl: " I'll do it for you."
some girl: " Okay do it when we get ہوم I don't want mom to see."
Me: WDF!!....they are talking loud....-.- ..
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InquisitiveOwl said:
Some drunk, mental guy in a cheap store, "Y-you...are a fucking idiot...jackass." How strange, he کہا that to me and my average, normal family of five.
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 Some drunk, mental guy in a cheap store, "Y-you...are a fucking idiot...jackass." How strange, he کہا that to me and my average, normal family of five.
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XDDDD Nice...
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