How many awesome insults can آپ post?

just admit your parents are cousins and people will end the rumors!

of course u can be famous! nobodys ever made a record for most brain damaged

i was going to say u'd get brain-damage but then i remembered u cant get damage for something u dont have

hurry up! your boyfriend u made up to be مقبول is waiting for u! (i dont know?)

How many can I post? Over 9,000.

How many will I post? .__.

Please come to this line to get bitch-slaped.

Makes آپ wonder how آپ made it in this world.

I like trains, so your arguement is invalid.

When I leave آپ behind I throw a party.

Wait I take back calling آپ a moron because that would be insulting all the morons in the world.

آپ are either the stupidest person یا the سیکنڈ smartest ape.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she got locked in publix and starved to death.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost

Yo Mamma's so stupid that she got run over سے طرف کی a parked car.

How did آپ live for so long with your stupidity? Darwinism should taken affect years old.

It's really hard in first grade isn't it? Is counting too hard for you?

I know آپ are but what am I?


I know I am but what are you?



That's all I need XD

Your mom...

...That's what she said.

Yo mamma's so.. *insert مزید rubbish here*

Someone please get this dear person a light bulb..

The airplane just missed your tower! I repeat! The airplane has missed your tower!

I. Hate. You.

Fail.

Your elevator reaches the top.. it just doesn't ding.

AWESOME INSULT

...Only one apparently.

I only need one.

















































































































































































Your mom's a game.

None.
I don't like insulting.

Yo mamas so fat that when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad.

Yo mamas so fat even Dora couldn't explore.

Fail.

Yo mamas so fat when Justin Bieber sang, she exploded.

I would ask آپ to die but that would be an insult to ghosts everwhere.

آپ look like Justin Bieber.

Your face is uncalled for.

If آپ think I'm ugly, I won't ask آپ to look in the mirror *for the mirror's sake*

Not even Farmville deserves آپ living there.

Go die in a canyon.

Welcome to Deadman's Ditch (real place)

I'm sorry can آپ repeat that? Your attempt at an insult was to weak to be considered.

آپ aren't worthy enough to see my awesome.

Yeah I heard you. I just don't care.

Shhhhh. Hear آپ not talking? That's the sound of good.

Extra offense.

آپ need to cheat to fail a test.

After hearing you... Nyan Cat sounds like Barbra Streisand.

HELP I THINK I SAW YOU!!!!

Thank god I have amnesia and forgot آپ were there.

I can to the can can but آپ can do the can't can't.

Please stop being here.


Thats all I got off the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head. I've never actually used any of these though...

I like this one :)

your mom.....
thats all i need








needs a life

thats what --------said last when i was doing her-american dad

needs a pencil
do i have to go on?

How many? Probably 100,000. Teehee :3

"You know, آپ kind of remind me of a haiku. Short, easy to read and even easier to do."

Only insult I need. XD

If stupidity was a good thing, I'd actually like you.

If weight loss was cheaper, doctors would recommend it to you.

(Someone told this to me) If ugly was the new pretty, I'd تاریخ you.

And

If angels fall out the sky, did آپ come from the ground?