Would آپ believe me if I told آپ I saw the female counterpart of Scooby Doo?

She was a brown great dane, JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOO!
She had black spots too, ALSO JUST LIKE SCOOBY DOO!

I was walking ہوم from work and decided to cut through the park. Good thing I did, because she was RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THE HOTDOG STAND!!!

She stood up on her hind legs, and grabbed a hot dog, then she کہا "Ruh roh, I rorot the retchup!" then trotted on her four paws back to the hotdog stand!
She even had a blue کالر with a green tag that کہا "SD"
I thought it was a male dog, but I knew it was female when she squatted to pee instead of lifting her let.


I'm not even tolling!