Why can't I own a Canadian?

Because, They are expensive

.......who?

*shot down*

Idk...?

A what?

Slavery is illegal.

Because they own you.... o.e

'cause that doesn't make any sense. Plus if آپ owned a Canadian they'd trick آپ into killing yourself because that's how smart we are.

Couse آپ don't have enough money xD

Hmm... Too risky.

because they do not want to be owned

Because our diet is strictly میپل syrup. Can آپ provide enough to last us forever?

Because a Canadian is a huge responsibility, my friend.

Haha. I'm canadian sucker! What am I a slave to you?

Because slavery is illegal!And this سوال sounds racist.

..Who?|3

cause he already belongs to someone else...

Who? /shot

Because you're not qualified.

I own a Canadian.
Her name is Aydan.
I renamed her Canaydan for my own stupid reasons.
She feeds on poutine and sugar.

.w.

cuz if آپ do i'll kill آپ with my pet beaver. T_T

Since my other answer was such a rude one and I'm a totally rasist person (note the sarcasm) I deleted my other answer. Look people I didnt mean anything سے طرف کی it and I have nothing against Canadians at all. My sister and I plan to اقدام there one دن for Christ's sake. I was actually making fun of the asker for even posting this question, dear lord, آپ are all so sensitive یا at least some if you.

My honest not sarcastic answer is آپ can't own a Canadian because Buber one thats illegal and number two it's unjust and not right at all. آپ can't own a person. Slavery is immoral. And if آپ were trying to ask a 'funny' سوال آپ should be informed slavery is not a joking matter, it's serious stuff, in which wars have been started over.

what's the point of that question?

because it's illegal >:I

Because they don't exist.



Seriously, WTF is up with everyone posting stuff about someone named Canadialand?!

(For آپ non-Hetalia watchers, my real answer is because آپ just can't.)

Because a human being considered property is the equivalent of enslavement. آپ are basically asking "Why can't I have a Canadian slave?"
Get yo' head out of the 1700's!

Who?

I do not understand the question.
اگلے time in your سوال can آپ please explain what the hell a Canadian ish.
Me and many other do not know.

Who??? o_O

im not quite sure how to answer this question. did آپ say own a canadian. like a person????? thats called slavery.

because آپ are not ready for this kind of resposibility yet....MAPLE SYRUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.__.

Like i give a shit?

Who?

who like justin bieber?

Because they will hide in their giant igloo fortresses and send out their army of polar bears to attack you.

آپ can't

A Candian? LIKE: JB ?
i wouldn't mind سے طرف کی owning Justin Bieber.
super gorgeous and HOT.. :D

Nobody may own a Canadian.

They need too much training. One sh!t on my carpet once.

Who?

Do آپ know how to speak french?

i don't know

آپ can't own people and thats a fact.
Weither their Canadian یا not.

i`m Canadaian. آپ can own me. i`ll be a slave. i just don't like being left all alone.

I don't think he'd appreciate it...