Dont آپ find it annoying when people ask آپ all دن "What´s up?"

I have a response to it:

Bitch, does it look like I looked upwards today?

Hey, what`s down?

wuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzp and yeah i do

Depends on my mood.

Hell yeah i do and when aways say it here's my reply.
Randon person: what's up Candice
Me: *smiles* how about آپ look up and tell me what the fuck آپ see!!!! *whispers to self* telling me to look up کتیا, کتيا آپ look up. * walks away*

I just answer "The sky." and walk away. If I feel like it, I answer "The floor." and walk away...

So I just say this

What's down? Life? anything?, nothing?!, well your a borning little idiot, arnt you?

OR

آپ sir, are a idiot

Not really I just say nothing? It bothers me but I cant really say anything?

the sky -w-

no its alright with me. i say alot. ^_^