*Yells* "Filip!"...since this would only happen in a fantasy world, I can have Chibs come and rescue me because that's what would happen in my fantasy world.
Knock him out and مککا, عجیب الخلقت him till he bleeds, take off the hand cuffs, steal all of his stuff and ya oh and when he wakes up ill do that again :)
I would beat the living sh!t out of him,get my big brother to beat him up and pick the lock, then I'd sell him to a bunch of rabid fangirls for a shiny nickle!
I would either kill myself, kill him (and the world will be saved), یا this:
Me: Want to play slaps?
JB: ?
Me: I take that as a yes *slaps him in the face constantly until he passes out**cuts his arm off at the shoulder**picks the lock* FREE!!!!! *runs outside and gets his سے طرف کی a truck* Damn it
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