a person is going to commit suicide and save there life سے طرف کی not ignoring them and not bullying them because on little thing can be the difference to life یا death
Randomly shout GHERKINS at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your voice in a crowded place! :) یا dress in a tutu and walk backwards everywhere آپ go. These will both get آپ constant, flowing attention. XD