ok, i'll make a sentence maker! warning: randomness!

I just wanna make one.
enjoy!
Months:
1. I kissed
2. I killed
3. I gave a message to
4. I stabbed
5. I singed with
6. I in love with
7. I E-mailed
8. I puked on
9. I slapped
10. I beat up
11. I hugged
12. I sniffed

Days:
1. Rebecca Black
2. spongebob
3. luigi
4. goku
5. vegeta
6. gohan
7. cocaine
8. mario
9. sonic
10. fred
11. computer
12. rainbow
13. بستر intruder
14. monkey
15. gorilla
16. toaster
17. the internet
18. the queen
19. the king
20. my mom
21. my dad
22. myself
23. a taco
24. balloon
25. a cat
26. a dog
27. a snake
28. a troll
29. my pet
30. toilet
31. a bird

Fav. Color:

Red- because i raped Rudolph.
White- because i hate people.
Yellow- because i'm the pedo bear.
Purple- because i killed mario.
Green- because i felt like it.
Black- because i got high.
Blue- because the world is getting laid but me.
Other- because i slept with Rebecca Black