سوال time! :)

If i was just another dusty record on the shelf would آپ blow me off and play me like everybody else?

If i asked to scratch my back could آپ manage that?

If i was an old school, 50 pound boombox would آپ hold me on آپ shoulder wherever آپ walk?

Would آپ turn my volume up before the cops? And crank it higher everytime they told آپ to stop?