worst pick-up lines?

"Are آپ a general? You're making my privates stand at attention."
"All I want between آپ and me is latex."
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?"
"Do آپ have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
"Do آپ know karate? 'Cause your body's kickin'."
"If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?"
"Can I have your picture so I can دکھائیں Santa what I want for Christmas?"
"Is your dad an art thief? Because you're a masterpiece."
"Do I know you? Cause آپ look a lot like my اگلے girlfriend."
"I've got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?"
"Are آپ lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here."
"Get in the van."

"Hey you."

"Me?"

"Yeah, you. Do آپ mind if I pick آپ up?"

"Uh, no."

"Good."

*Picks up*


Okay, seriously now:

"Do آپ work at the Post Office? 'Cause I swear I saw آپ checkin' out my package."

Guy: Hi do آپ wanna go to my place and play house? آپ can be the door and I'll slam ya~

This. * points down*

me-*walkng سے طرف کی sum man*
man-hey baby
me-hi?
man-*sneezes*
me-bless u. i really mean it!
man-oh sorry. i was allergic 2 ur cutness!
me-?!

ارے baby if your were a bad پیزا i would still eat آپ

"If I told آپ آپ had a good body would آپ hold it against me?" >#<

یا ohhhh my favourite: "You have 5 سیکنڈ to get naked!" O_o

Somehow cheesy lines just don't cut it for me, lol.

Are آپ from Tennessee?'Cause you're the only ten I see!*Wink* or- Guy-Did it hurt when آپ fell from heaven? Girl-?????????!!!!!!!!!!

*holds rag to face* "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"

._.

Are آپ from Equestira because there is love and magic all around you.

My friend told this British girl the funniest thing.
We were at summer camp and it was night and it was freezing outside and so when I کہا so he looked at the British girl and کہا "it is cold out here, I wonder why my muscles are warming me up" (He flexes) My friend and I that were with him and the British girl found it hilarious and we had to walk away because we couldn't hold in our laughter


Another one I heard was a boy say to these girls "Your close to perfection" then he moved closer to them and کہا " now you're closer"

I found these on a website;

1. "Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?”

2. “If I were a گلہری, جائے وقوع and آپ were a squirrel, would آپ let me bust a nut in your hole?”

3. “Can I push your سٹول in?”

4. “Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?”

5. “So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something … Are you?”

6. “Guy: ‘Do آپ have any Italian in you?’ Me: ‘Nooo.’ Guy: ‘Want some?’”

7. “Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. آپ want to invite your pants down?”

8. “If آپ jingle my bells, I’ll promise آپ a white Christmas.”

9. “My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?”

10. “I have an 11-inch penis.”

Haha soo funny, but dumb.