Does anyone here know how to Fap?

Get in da plane.

Then turn it on.

and then liek...

fly it. :V

o.O
oh...
haha آپ got me!
no I don't know how to fly a plane ^^

nope, but i know a sexually assaulted fly

Nope.

No sadly I do not know how to fly a plane

I was THIS close on saying "Isn't that too personal?" OTL

And no, sadly. I have been in a plane though.

I only know some of the basics. Like don't crash, don't pull up too fast یا آپ will stall your engine, slow down as much as آپ can before آپ land.
Oh, and be sure your boiler is full of coal and water at all times.

Well on both cases..no.

I saw this سوال earlier and figured it was some thing I was clueless about. Turns out it is something I'm clueless about!

OH GOD!

Dude, آپ got me! XD

And no, unfortunatly...