How many sexual innuendos can آپ fit into one sentence?

Smashing with a ho, on a one horse open sleigh, over her hills I go, cumming all the way. My name she will scream, making orasms rise. Oh what fun it is to be with my blow up doll tonight.

...really? Ur getting as bad as that one use who kept posting rape jokes : /

This is stupid. Why did آپ even ask?!

Not a pervert, sorry.

Oh fuck yes it's hard, but once آپ do it, it feels great.


Wow that sucked, it's harder than it looks, but once your in that mood آپ can't get out of it.


YEAhhhh i suck at that, uwu if only I were in a perverted mood.

lolz this is suck so hard. (hah see i'm already trying.)

come on girls, let's do it together! we can eat the creampie and scream because it tastes so good!

omg i feel all dirty now c:

I'm going to cum over and reach my fingers deep inside your honey pot, and then I will slowly lick the warm, thick, liquid off.

I have a deep drawer filled with toys for my pussy because i love playing with my pussy, and stroking it too, but my pussy likes it best when someone else comes over to play with it.


I like playing with her apples, but I like the taste of her forbidden fruit the best, especially when it's laid out right in front of me.

S`this count?

I screw you. آپ screw me. Let's go screw each other in a tree. With a great big hug and kiss from me to you. Won't آپ say آپ love to screw me too? (XD I feel so horrible over messing up a kids song like that.)

She'll be cumming around the mountain when she cums

How many licks does it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how آپ wash a cup.

I was trying hard to cum up with a good one, butt fuck it.