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Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?


To get to the other side

Why does Mr. مشروم, کھنبی get invited to all the parties?

Because he is a really Fun Guy

Q:How does a blonde kill a bird?

A:She throws it off a cliff.

In the classroom the teacher is asking a student to do something.

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with "I."

Student: I is the ...

Teacher: Stop! Never put "is" after "I." Always put 'am' after "I."

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Two مچھلی swim into a wall. One مچھلی looks to the other and says, "Dam!"