Funny Joke آپ Know?

So the other دن I was watching re-run of Australia's Got Talent in my free time.
There was a comedian and he told some really good jokes. This one was my favourite. All of this stuff is NOT mine.


So آپ see I was having an affair with an Eskimo.
One night my girlfriend walked in on us in bed.
She yelled " I knew it". The problem was she pronounced it "Inuit".

I think that was how the joke went. Anyway I thought it was pretty funny.
Have آپ got any funny jokes?
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OMGZoey said:
I just found this on the internet...

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, آپ must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The اگلے day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six مزید double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
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HAHA! XD
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xD
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B-theone said:
Yo mama so fat when she die the barry her in parts
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