Halloween is today...and there is christmas ads out already? TV people what are آپ doing?

That's nothing. I've seen Christmas card on sale in August!

I have been singing Christmas موسیقی in chorus, band has been playing Christmas music, and choir has been singing Christmas موسیقی since the end of August. I am getting sick of it.

They're obviously drunk یا on coke.
JK that always happens. 2 years پہلے I remember seeing halloween captain crunch cereal at the beginning of september.

Nothing.

One time, my mom and I were shopping at WalMart and out in the back area, where the garden center is, they have Christmas things already on the shelves. I was like, "What the? It's not even November yet and they are already getting ready for Christmas!" XD My mom and I couldn't have been مزید surprised.