What سوال have آپ been over asked the most?

1. Are آپ lesbian?
2. Are آپ BI?
3. Are آپ emo?
4. Are آپ homosexual?
5. Can I borrow $10?
6. Why don't آپ talk مزید in Spanish class?

How old are you?

People in my school ask me this same damn thing

"Are آپ dating Takori?"

"NO GOD DAMNIT GET THE FUK AWAY FROM ME" is wut I answer each time

My سب, سب سے اوپر 5 in order:

1 "Are those real?"
2 "So you've already lost آپ viriginity?"
3 "Did آپ like the rape?"
4 "Did آپ really draw that?"
5 "What's with your accent?"

"Are آپ okay?"
"Are آپ still with your boyfriend?"
"How long have آپ guys been together?"
"Why are آپ so quiet?"
"How do آپ say ________ in Spanish?"
"What are you?"
"Are آپ mixed? آپ look mixed your hair is so pretty!"
"Are آپ Dominican یا Cuban? I swear آپ look like you're Dominican and/or Cuban." /.\

How are you?

T^T

Are آپ gay?

Sucks.

Do آپ wanna go driving? I got my permit back in June and I could have went for my license back in December but I haven't been driving so yea.

"What's the homework?"
"Can I copy your answers?"
"How old are you?"

"What are آپ drawing?"
"How are you?"
"Can i copy Your homework?"
"How do آپ say ____ in Danish?"
"Why do آپ Draw?"
"Is drawing fun?"
"What do آپ want to become when آپ grow up?"
"How old are you?"
"can آپ do that for me?"
ECT

1. The typical "How are you?"
2. "Are آپ emo?" ... :I
3. "Why do آپ always wear black?" It's a nice color. It goes with everything. WHY NOT.
etc. etc.
I just realized that I don't get asked anything special, now that I think about it lol

1. "Why are آپ so shy?!"
2. "Are آپ okay?"
3. "Are آپ trying to be a guy?" (sidenote: yes)
4. "Why do آپ wear such dark clothes all the time?"
5. "Why don't آپ smile very often?" (sidenote: because i hate my smile)
6. "Are آپ looking that up for a book یا for actual reference?" (sidenote: when i google things like "how long does it take for a body to burn" یا some shit)(sidenote #2: both)

"How are you"
"Are آپ okay"
"How do آپ pronounce your last name"
Every single سال my teachers ask me that last question. Hardly anybody has been able to say my last name the first time without mispronouncing it.

"So what are آپ studying at college?" I didn't mind at first but I end up telling the same people like 4 times. -.-

"Hi, what's your name?"
and
"what time is it?" for two reasons... 1. i wear a watch, 2. ADVENTURE TIME XD as always.

My mom - "What do آپ want?"
My dad - "Can آپ please bring the _____ to me."
My brother - "Can آپ massage me?"
All 3 of them - "What are آپ doing?/What did آپ do?" and also "How's school?"

Most of my دوستوں - "Why do آپ like/love KPOP?"
My boy classmates - "Can I copy your homework?"
My girl classmates - "Can آپ come with me to the restroom?"

"How's school going?"

"What do آپ want to be when آپ grow up?"

"Have آپ ever heard of that بیئر that has your name in it?"

1- "Omg are those boots from the mall?"
2- "Did آپ really draw/write that?"
3- "How was school?"
4- "Are آپ still with your boyfriend?"
5- "Did he ever french you?"
6- "What kind of shoes are those?"
7- "When are آپ moving?"
8- "Can I copy off of your ہوم work?"
9- "How many animals do آپ have?"
10- "What did آپ do in school today?"

Yep that's pretty much all of them.

1. Have آپ found a job yet? (No.)
2. (when I was in school) What's your major? (I don't have one.)
3. (when I was a teenager) Are آپ lesbian? (No.)
4. (ditto) Do آپ have cancer? (No.)
5. (ditto) Are آپ a skinhead? (NO!)
6. (ditto) Then why do آپ have a shaved head? (Because I like shaved heads.)
7. Are آپ sure you're not a lesbian? (Pretty sure.)
8. (my stepmom, when I was in college) Any cute boys in your class? (I dunno. Sure.)
9. (my mom) Have آپ fed the dogs? (Yes.)
10. Do آپ plan on going on to a four-year? (Eventually.)
11. What's wrong? Are آپ okay? (I'm fine. I just have bitchy/glum resting face.)

How old are you? (people are always surprised when I say my age.)
What do آپ use in to make your hair look so shiny and healthy?
What kind of drink do آپ want from Starbucks?
What perfume are آپ wearing?
Are آپ pregnant?
Do آپ have a job yet?
Are آپ married?
Do آپ have kids?
Do آپ have a boyfriend?

People are always asking me these.

how are you?
can i borrow some paper?
are آپ watching Doctor Who again?
whats that supposed to mean?
how old are you?
whats your name?
did آپ dye your hair that color?
what are آپ doing?
what are آپ playing?

I am constantly asked if I'm eating paper. The answer is usually yes.

Why do آپ smile all the time?
A very annoying سوال because I don't relly know the answer :)

-Do آپ have a boyfriend/crush?
-How old are you?
-How's your school?

"Do آپ go to school on a lion?" -> I'm African.

My پسندیدہ is: "Are آپ MLG" answer: FUCK YEAH BRO

Are آپ a virgin? جوابات yes

Is that your real hair?
آپ watch anime?
آپ play video games?
آپ skateboard?
آپ like 1D?
Do آپ have a bf?
Are آپ single? (Are آپ single? ? Mf???)
Will آپ go out with me?
What's wrong?
Omg who hit you? (I have an awesome birth mark that looks like a burse to some people. Lol)
What happened?

"What's your age? آپ look like a 12 سال old" -all my aquintances
"Have آپ eaten yet?" -my boyfriend
"What's آپ doing?" -my friends

Are آپ a virgin?
Are آپ gay/lesbian?
Did آپ draw that?
Are آپ single?
What's your major?
Where do آپ go to college/school?

I believe these سوالات have been over asked for me.

'Have آپ eaten today?'

Are آپ ok?
آپ gay?
Why آپ so shy?
Why do آپ always look so sad?

1. "What's your پسندیدہ band/singer?"
2. "How old are you?"
3. "Who are آپ mad at THIS time?"

Quite a mix, I know. XD

1. Is it true ___ is your twin!? (yes and I hate him)
2. Is it true آپ live on a farm? (Yes, I hate that too)
3.woah your eyes.....? (My eyes are blue and yellow :P)
4.Do آپ watch anime? (yes)
5. Do آپ know this show?
6. Do آپ speak Japanese? (No, just because I watch عملی حکمت does not mean I know Japanese.)
7. Who do آپ like? (No one, no I'm not lonely, no I don't want anyone, no I don't like them, leave me alone, because your annoying, because آپ ask stupid questions. Some people at my school are so >.>)
8.How old are you? (people always think I'm at least college age)
9.What do آپ do at home? (nothing, absolutely nothing of importance and I love it)