I'd put him in his place and let him know he's the inferior twin. I'd be the straight A student who gets all the ladies and is مقبول with everyone, whilst he'd be the one shunned سے طرف کی most others and got sexually abused سے طرف کی his twin brother. And then one دن I would come to realize that he's my better half and break down and cry on his lap and we'd have a secret incestuous taboo relationship. And then we'd eventually both commit suicide together but one would live, but get amnesia and forget all about his horrible past with the other twin, eventually living on believing he lived a normal life and just got in a terrible accident, since the secret was revealed and his family and دوستوں decided to spoonfeed him lies to replace his lost memories. But eventually the other twin would come back and possess them, causing them to hallucinate, have vivid nightmares, random memory fragments, and تقسیم, الگ کریں personalities that almost drive them into a terrible state of insanity, eventually overdosing on prescription drugs and dying. :v
Gonna have him learn how to sing while I deal with the fonts, and editing then we can finally get our project fugging done سے طرف کی now goddammit. And then we can switch off on homework and all other stuff. And play Nintendo games together, naturally.