Quick!post the funniest saying/quote u can think of!now!

Voldemort: "You'd think that killing people might make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."
- A Very Potter Musical

"Friends are like potatos;If آپ eat them, they die!!

"The difference between an alcoholic and a junkie: an alcoholic will steal your پرس, تھیلی and be consumed with regret and remorse; a junkie will steal your پرس, تھیلی and then help آپ look for it"
-Craig Ferguson (KING of Late Night) xD

آپ cry i cry
آپ laugh i laugh
آپ jump off a cliff i miss your funny emails

I have 2:

"I was looking at the دیوار thinking about something, then I got bored with my thoughts and just started staring."

A sign on a toilet says, "Toilet out of order, please use floor below"

"If your rear end looks like two full-grown raccoons wrestin' in a 50-pound bag of feed-corn, SAY NO TO SPANDEX!"

-Jeff Foxworthy

BEllA to Edward:OMG its the کتیا, کتيا who چرا لیا, چوری کی my pads
Emmett to Edward: Hey, did آپ give her her pads back?
Edward to Emmett: No.Hahaha.
~funniest twilight parody thus far

"i dont hate آپ because your fat,your fat because i hate you"

I have two.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only آپ can feel the warmth it brings.

Girls are like phones, we love to be held, talked too, but if آپ press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

"hey mum and dad is here,, oh and you've gotten my libra invisable pads""Yep"

and

"second chances never matter people never change, once a wh**e nothing more, sorry that will never change." Parmore.

"I see you're drinking 1%, is that 'cause آپ think you're fat?"

-Napoleon Dynamite