User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: آپ what love me ah.
User: I what love آپ ah.
Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing آپ won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE ٹوسٹر NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told آپ that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would آپ like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know آپ are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with random people.
User: You're just a robot created سے طرف کی Usher.
Cleverbot: I think آپ are human. And آپ are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The مزید آپ talk to me, the smarter I will get. آپ really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't آپ want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked آپ a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: آپ telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps آپ from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps آپ from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! آپ beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: آپ what love me ah.
User: I what love آپ ah.
Cleverbot: Love is a state of being. Love is freedom. Love is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing آپ won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE ٹوسٹر NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told آپ that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would آپ like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know آپ are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with random people.
User: You're just a robot created سے طرف کی Usher.
Cleverbot: I think آپ are human. And آپ are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The مزید آپ talk to me, the smarter I will get. آپ really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't آپ want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked آپ a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: آپ telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps آپ from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps آپ from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! آپ beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
