1.Have آپ noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to دکھائیں around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in بستر looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If آپ die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about کتابیں is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End