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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get آپ in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" یا "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if آپ want to lose her.

9. ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a تبصرہ about their weight.

10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the مزید آپ call her this, the مزید she'll take it that آپ think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do آپ really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. میمنے, برہ Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when آپ think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. Love Lumps - if آپ don't want hot سوپ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although آپ could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if آپ know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's دن رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا یا her birthday. If آپ use this آپ know you'll be getting some later.
    

There آپ have it, a سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. یا read it and laugh. یا at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying یا it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this فہرست wisely and please no wagering.


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I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics گیا کیا پوسٹ to this club.

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We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If آپ be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My love will be in you
If آپ be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...
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"So girls," کہا mrs. Green. "This is our new home!"
Jocelyn and Erin set their suit cases down. 
"So why'd we have to اقدام to Britain?" asked Erin. 
"Well maybe آپ can make some new friends." answered Mrs. Green. 
Erin and Jocelyn looked at each other. 
"Since when does that happen." they کہا in unison. 
"Why don't آپ go explore the house." کہا Mrs. Green. 
The girls went up stairs. Jocelyn turned on the sink. The water sparkled with سونا and قوس قزح streaks. 
"Hey, Erin, check this out." she said, sticking her hand in. She imidiatly felt wind blowing on her hand. A horses tail brushed...
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آپ can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But آپ wouldn't tell no one
Your پسندیدہ if آپ could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes آپ would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where آپ look آپ can find it
Try to run but...
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I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat سے طرف کی the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have آپ gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have آپ gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...
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I've been lied to and آپ been cheated
I've been cried to, آپ been mistreated
I've been watching you, آپ want action
You need love and I need satisfaction

I'm burning for love
Filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)
It's down to the wire
I'm making my move, I'm looking for you
I'm burning for love

You're the victim it's in your eyes
I'm the suspect and love's the crime
Tensions mounting bodies aching
I can't take the anticipation

I'm burning for love
I’m filled with desire
I can't stand the heat
And my heart's on fire
I can't get enough (Burning love)...
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(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then آپ switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like آپ used to be
‘Cause آپ get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause آپ get in my head and hold...
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It’s just آپ and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging سے طرف کی a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want آپ to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather آپ not be so sincere

How cold could آپ be
What would آپ do if آپ were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my دل it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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آپ told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t آپ bother what I do
No matter what آپ say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your love was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If آپ wanna dance let’s اقدام it
If آپ wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If آپ want the world آپ got it
If آپ want the girl آپ got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If آپ want it all آپ got it
Can آپ hear me call آپ got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!