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posted by smileypop9
1.When آپ walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a ٹھنڈے, کولر that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up فہرست is on my ڈیسک for the part آپ would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up فہرست on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it doesn't shrug and let the teacher continue. do this several times. get angrier each time. As آپ leave the class yell at the cactus "i can't believe آپ embarrassed me AGAIN." this is a fun prank.

4.Ask permission for everything. Ask if it's ok to blow your nose, sharpen your pencil, use the bathroom, etc. If آپ can get the whole class in on it, the period will be gone in no time.

5.Pass a note saying: isn't learning a wonderful thing? Make sure the teacher sees it and takes it away. When the teacher sees it they will be really confused.

6.Write F _ _ k on your arm یا binder with a marker, and if a teacher (or principal) gives آپ trouble just say: "It doesn't say a bad word". Then fill in the blanks with a pencil یا pen to spell words like "funk","fork","fink", یا "flak". Then go to say:"you have such a negative outlook" and walk away.

7.Make a buzzing noise like a bug is in the room. then get up really fast and start throwing your stuff like your trying to kill it and scream IM GOING TO GET YOU!!!! and still carry on with the bug noise. it works.

8.Get into class, and turn your ڈیسک completely to the opposite of the teacher, یا the board, and act like everything is normal until the teacher asks آپ to turn around. Then go sit on the floor.

9.when the teachere turns his/her back scream like a cat in heat when they turn around act like nothing happened ;P

10.When your teacher turns around to write on the board every body hide under the desk, then if they ask what آپ are doing every body reply there are tying their shoe laces

11.After آپ get your assignment, do it. Then, tell the teacher آپ lost your homework, and get another. Get as many as possible, doing them all, and turn them all in under make- believe names.

12.a fun school prank: get in trouble, then when u get sent outta the room یا something, yell YESS! it really ticks the teacher off, and when آپ have to come in, say you're having too much fun outside.

13.When they give آپ homework, do it. Then the اگلے day, ask سوالات aout every single problem. Get دوستوں to help with this and possibly get the teacher to explain a problem multiple times. While they scribbling on the bored, feel free to talk amoungst yourselves.

14.Get some farm animals, paint 1, 2, and 4 on them and set them loose. Wait for teachers to تلاش for the one with a 3 on it, which isn't there.

15.Bring a lot of bird seed and throw it around the parking lot and near teacher cars. Wait for the birds to come and crap all over everything.

16.Get a lot of styrofoam bubbles and throw it in the ventilation system, then turn it on. Should snow all over the inside of the building.

17.put a sign on the door saying 'new teachers needed'.

18.bang your head on the ڈیسک (gently) and make noises like "no, stop that, get out of my head!" like your crazy یا something.

19.make weird noises when the teacher's back is turned. when he turns around again act like nothing happened.

20.hang up the teachers chair against the دیوار یا door یا blackboard.

21.play sports with old fermented sandwiches یا other food.

22.if the teacher checks your homework and آپ dont have it, fake a panic attack یا go crazy.

23.Say that آپ have an eye infection and that آپ won't be able to do any work یا study. If they don't believe you, say it can only be seen under a microscope.

24.Change the keys around on the keyboard in computer class. آپ can also change the keyboard mapping via control panel. Change it to Dvorak یا something else that will confuse the hell out of everyone.

25.Ask stupid سوالات like "How are babies made", even if آپ already know the answer. Then keep asking "why" to every answer the teacher comes up with.

26.When the teacher gives آپ a worksheet, sniff it really loudly and say that it smells funny, and ask if آپ could get a new one instead.

27.Keep on asking questions, and no matter how well the teacher explains it, keep saying "I still don't get it". Get a friend to help آپ with this one, then eventually آپ can say "Oh OK I get it now!", and then your friend asks something else to get the teacher going again.

28.If آپ can speak مزید than one language, pretend you're stuck in that language and can't speak English anymore. So آپ answer all سوالات in the other language, even if nobody else understands it.

29.Raise your hand, and when the teacher calls on you, just keep your hand up and stare at them. یا say آپ were just stretching your arm یا something.

30.When the teacher is taking a long time to explain something that's actually simple, wait for him/her to finish, and then when they're done, yell something weird like "But I still don't get it! How did the dinosaurs die out then?!". یا آپ could yell something else like "But I still don't understand how babies are made!" یا "That still doesn't explain why the sky is blue!" یا "But where did Atlantis come from then?!". Try to ask something that is offtopic, but still sort of related to the subject at hand.

31.In the middle of class, start singing retarded things like the Teletubbies tune یا something. یا act like you're a Teletubby.

32.When the teacher gives آپ a new assignment, yell out "That's enough! Now I'm going on strike! The labour laws in this place are ridiculous!". Even better, make a protest sign with something like "UNFAIR TEACHER" written on it and hold it up whenever your teacher gives assignments.

33.Draw a smiley face on the floor with chalk, and when the teacher steps on it, scream: "NOOO! آپ just killed Kenny!"

34.Insist on calling your teacher سے طرف کی their first name, and if they ask آپ to stop, then insist that they refer to آپ as Mr یا Miss (insert your last name here).

35.If آپ don't feel like doing some really annoying assignment, insist that آپ turned it in even if آپ didn't. Maybe the teacher will then think that they lost it and give آپ a passing grade because they feel responsible for losing it.

36.Tell the teacher آپ will no longer be requiring their services because you've decided آپ want to become a hobo when آپ grow up.

37.Every time the teacher states a fact, ask him یا her to prove it. Insist that آپ won't blindly believe everything the teacher says and that آپ need proof.

38.Buy birthday balloons for your teacher when it isn't their birthday, then sing happy birthday to them and ask what they want for their birthday, ask how old they are, etc. Basically just talk about the teacher for as long as possible.

39.If your teacher comes to get your homework, start having a fake panic attack, either make it as realistic as possible, یا as sarcastic as possible. If آپ actually do have your homework, do the panic attack anyway, and then at the last سیکنڈ go all like "OH! Here it is!" and hand it in as if nothing had happened.


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I got these off link.

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Hope آپ enjoyed!!
Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how آپ lied
When آپ کہا you'd never love again

Your دوستوں telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can آپ see that this broken دل is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my دل is calling آپ back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need آپ سے طرف کی my side again

Now it's too late...
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I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed آپ my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear آپ whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the love lies

All alone آپ called it survival
He lost at love to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...
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(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then آپ switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like آپ used to be
‘Cause آپ get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause آپ get in my head and hold...
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(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...
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It’s just آپ and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging سے طرف کی a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...
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I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak آپ out
But I
I think I might of کہا too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of کہا it’s آپ and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...
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It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want آپ to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather آپ not be so sincere

How cold could آپ be
What would آپ do if آپ were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my دل it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...
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آپ told me
There’s no need
To talk it out
‘Cause it’s too late
To proceed
And slowly
I took your words
And walked away

No looking back
I won’t regret, no
I will find my way
I’m broken
But still I have to say

It’s alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry
Alright, ok
So don’t آپ bother what I do
No matter what آپ say
I won’t return
Our bridge has burned down
I’m stronger now
Alright, ok
I’m so much better without you
I won’t be sorry

You played me
Betrayed me
Your love was nothing but a game
Portray a role
You took control, I
I couldn’t help but fall
So deep
But now I see things...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t آپ judge سے طرف کی the cover it’s so far from what آپ see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on آپ to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give آپ something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m acting out

Set me free, I’m ready to دکھائیں you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a دکھائیں what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m acting out

Welcome to a new...
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Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If آپ wanna dance let’s اقدام it
If آپ wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If آپ want the world آپ got it
If آپ want the girl آپ got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If آپ want it all آپ got it
Can آپ hear me call آپ got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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posted by -Yusha-
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
posted by invadercalliope
I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's آپ and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face



To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by sapherequeen
 :)
:)
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a پرستار of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I love and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of آپ for the rest of my life :)

I love آپ all! Have a beautiful, wonderful دن :D
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posted by KatiiCullen94
dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that آپ were real, that آپ all were , that he was.
There is evidence that آپ were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming یا not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and آپ diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, یا did i make آپ up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without آپ i dont know. But i want to find out. Do آپ think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...
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posted by twilight0girl
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can آپ forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the سٹریٹ, گلی physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your پچھواڑے, گدا like rembrandt!
Ha! آپ Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when آپ see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what آپ did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who آپ are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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