1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain آپ understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help آپ concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, آپ can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help آپ concentrate. If your friend shows آپ his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
5. When آپ get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain آپ understand it.
7. آپ know, آپ haven't written to that kid آپ met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so آپ can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over آپ are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.
15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure آپ aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When آپ have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee یا Sony soap is truly worthwhile.
16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
22. Read over the assignment one مزید time, just for the heck of it.
23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs.
25. Leap up and write the paper.
26. Type the paper.
27. Complain to everyone that آپ didn't get any sleep because آپ had to write the paper.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain آپ understand it.
3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help آپ concentrate.
4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, آپ can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help آپ concentrate. If your friend shows آپ his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders, drop him.
5. When آپ get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6. Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain آپ understand it.
7. آپ know, آپ haven't written to that kid آپ met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so آپ can concentrate.
8. Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9. Listen to one side of your favourite tape and that's it-- I mean it! As soon as it's over آپ are going to start that paper.
10. Listen to the other side.
11. Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12. Phone your friend on the other floor and ask if he's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.
13. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14. Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savour its special flavour.
15. Check the newspaper listings to make sure آپ aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When آپ have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from 'Rahul Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge' to every Zee یا Sony soap is truly worthwhile.
16. Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
17. Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
18. Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
19. Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
20. Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious, trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
21. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
22. Read over the assignment one مزید time, just for the heck of it.
23. Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
24. Lie face down on the floor and scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs.
25. Leap up and write the paper.
26. Type the paper.
27. Complain to everyone that آپ didn't get any sleep because آپ had to write the paper.
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted سامن, سالمن (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed چاول in a چاول bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the چاول won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed چاول on your hand and put your پسندیدہ filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled سامن, سالمن on the rice. Push the filling into the چاول lightly. Hold the چاول between your palms. Form the چاول into a round, a triangle, یا a cylinder سے طرف کی pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the چاول ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. لپیٹ, لفاف کریں the چاول ball with a strip of nori یا sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly سے طرف کی americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: آپ got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I love it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if آپ call right now we will also send آپ a what ever آپ call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 مزید dollers shiping and handleing! آپ GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever آپ call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever آپ call it have آپ credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: آپ got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I love it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if آپ call right now we will also send آپ a what ever آپ call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 مزید dollers shiping and handleing! آپ GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever آپ call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever آپ call it have آپ credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL دن BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST سٹار, ستارہ IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all آپ have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES آپ THE MOST آپ HAVE THE MOST پرستار GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some فلمیں i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some عملی حکمت movies,titanic
Here is some موسیقی i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some کتابیں i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some فلمیں i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some عملی حکمت movies,titanic
Here is some موسیقی i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some کتابیں i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to فہرست all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound آپ get when آپ scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, آپ know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when آپ just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. مچھلی fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound آپ get when آپ scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, آپ know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when آپ just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. مچھلی fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So آپ admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So آپ admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The کنسرٹ Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 گھنٹہ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're نشست Ooh K Then ڈریک Sad آپ Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ڈریک Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The شائقین شائقین Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad