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What happens when آپ get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If آپ write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come آپ get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated سے طرف کی a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid سوالات to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe آپ when آپ say there are four billion stars, but check when آپ say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten سے طرف کی a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 یا is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called آپ at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't آپ ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of سونا would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from کوکو, نارجیل beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid سوالات to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
آپ know the expression, "Don't quit your دن job?" Well what do آپ say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear جانگھیا on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If آپ were a genie and a person asked آپ this wish, "I wish آپ would not grant me this wish" what would آپ do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get تقسیم, الگ کریں ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If آپ don't pay your exorcist, do آپ get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when آپ actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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posted by animelol
HAPPY NEW سال EVERYONE


OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Me: YES
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new سال and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
یا something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over سے طرف کی Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the ساحل سمندر, بیچ again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE ساحل سمندر, بیچ IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to لنکس and click on the link that says smosh.com!

BYE! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Look guys, I'm really sorry about how I overreacted to Fanpop's many changes earlier. I was just angry that my computer was slow, and I overreacted. For that I'm really sorry.


XxKeithHarkinxX, I'm especially sorry to you. I know we've had a few disagreements here and there, but this pushed me to my limit, and again, I overreacted because nobody would listen to me about my computer issues. I want to just patch up the hole and be friends. If آپ don't, that's cool, just know that I'm sorry.

I'm also sorry to Fanpop.... I wouldn't give the new format a chance. I hope my apology can pay for everyone...
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posted by pure-angel
    Time and space are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou love life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while آپ try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If آپ want time, آپ must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend آپ take care of the منٹ and...
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