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1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when آپ laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary دوستوں that آپ talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss آپ in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When آپ شاور یا bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of چاول crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask آپ to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when آپ can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the سوفی, لٹانا
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom یا dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog یا cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
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سہارا to my friend, آپ know who آپ are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank آپ so much, آپ are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, یا will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of آپ out there's trying to be the سب, سب سے اوپر of the class یا سب, سب سے اوپر of your sports team یا getting the attention of someone یا trying to make your parents proud یا something. And I'm pretty sure once یا twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away یا draw blood یا run away یا something of that...
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posted by karpach_13
Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your نشست on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if آپ don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget آپ find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while آپ still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when آپ see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....
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posted by cute20k
Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed سے طرف کی my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...
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haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around fanpop and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 منٹ looking at the مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس box because it کہا "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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5. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

6. Farmer Bill Dies in House

7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

8. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

9. Stud Tires Out

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12. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

13. British Left waffles کے, waffles on Falkland Islands

14. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

15. Eye Drops off Shelf

16. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids...
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