How do آپ know people don't like your friend? Oh, I don't know, how about the fact that...
1. Your mom can never remember your friend's name. She even guesses. "Oh, is your friend... uh... Tasha coming over?" Your friend's name is not Tasha. It's Kate.
2. Your Dad always seems to disappear when Kate comes over. "Well, I should go paint the گیراج door now." "Now?" "Yep, no time to waste. Just have to pick up a Kate of paint... I mean, a can of paint from the store."
3. Your little brother rolls his eyes at her name. "Kate's coming over? Does she have to?"
4. Your mom defends Kate to your little brother—halfheartedly. "Now, now, Kate is a perfectly... unique person."
5. Your brother continues to whine: "But she's so weird. And I think she چرا لیا, چوری کی the TV remote."
6. The only دن Uncle Greg doesn't stop سے طرف کی is when Kate is over.
7. Your grandmother refers to Kate only as, "That girl." When آپ ask which girl, she mumbles something about a "tongue-stud" and, "Back in my day..."
8. Your guidance counselor keeps saying, "You know, آپ could be دوستوں with lots of people, not just Rita." "Kate." "Right, Kate. I mean, have آپ considered joining a club? Meet some new folks? People who aren't Kate?"
9. Your boyfriend, who was laughing a سیکنڈ ago, darkens at the sight of Kate and says, "Okay, well, I should go to Calculus. I'm a hurry. I just love higher math. Higher...higher..." Then he bolts down the hall.
10. Somebody writes "Kate Sux" in Sharpie on your locker door.
11. Your history teacher asks to see آپ after class. He rambles about how "life is full of options" and "sometimes our دوستوں aren't really our friends." آپ ask what he means. He pushes his glasses up his nose, takes a breath, and says, "Your friend Kate is a horrible, horrible person. Please, dump her."
12. Kate's own twin sister, Phoebe, has an eerily similar conversation with you.
13. At the local diner, your waitress, a woman who has never met Kate in her life, is all smiles until Kate arrives at your table. Now she looks quiet and miserable. "Coffee?" she murmurs, glaring at Kate. "Yes, please," Kate says. "I wasn't asking you," the waitress snaps.
14. At the card shop, the cashier follows Kate around the store, eying her suspiciously. Then he meanders toward آپ and slips آپ a card that says, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get better friends, if I happened to be you."
15. A panhandler asks آپ for change. Then he sees Kate and changes his mind. "Actually, I'm good," he says, giving Kate the side eye and staggering away.
16. People always offer to drive آپ ہوم until they realize you're with Kate. Then, a suspicious number of flat tires suddenly come up.
17. Your neighbors' dogs snarl as she passes.
18. Your cat hisses and claws at her.
19. Kate goes out of town for a weekend. Suddenly, your phone starts ringing off the hook.
Do آپ have a Kate?
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, آپ can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one مزید service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time سے طرف کی blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live سے طرف کی the sword get shot سے طرف کی those who don't.
I love cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, آپ can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one مزید service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time سے طرف کی blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live سے طرف کی the sword get shot سے طرف کی those who don't.
I love cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Originally, Coca-Cola was green. It was an herbal medicine used for dizziness and stomach pain.
It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The height of the pyramid of Cheops is equal to one millionth of the distance separating the Earth from the Sun....
Why do we say OK? In the Civil War, when troops returned to camp after a battle, they carried a banner with the number of dead written on it. No dead = 0K (an English acronym for "0 Killed". Hence, OK to say that 'all is well'.
The youngest pope in history was only 11.
Chimpanzees and dolphins are the only animals capable of recognizing themselves in a mirror.
Pretty amazing right? What other facts could آپ add?
آپ want to cry because آپ are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my advice and crying will soon be a thing of the past:
1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your دوستوں every day. Do NOT stay ہوم alone یا آپ will feel depressed.
2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make آپ feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. آپ could even clean!
3-Spoil yourself. Have your پسندیدہ dessert, یا go to a movie یا a کنسرٹ with all your friends.
Remember, do not look at old تصاویر of the two of آپ یا stay ہوم listening to love songs. آپ have to اقدام on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.
Advice sent in سے طرف کی Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
This is very funny I told some of my دوستوں and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at ہوم XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on مزید thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on دیوار so hard, knock self into the اگلے room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into شارک tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at ہوم XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on مزید thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on دیوار so hard, knock self into the اگلے room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into شارک tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf یا date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the اگلے time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz تبصرہ ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
1.imitate sirius black,order a پیزا and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best پیزا ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope آپ liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope آپ liked it!
