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The Game (noun) - Something آپ just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to دکھائیں how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having محفوظ sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason آپ passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything آپ had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps آپ solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if آپ say anything bad I will honestly مککا, عجیب الخلقت your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
Christmas (noun) - The only time of the سال in which one can sit in front of a dead درخت and eat candy out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's food while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will love آپ for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something آپ just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to دکھائیں how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having محفوظ sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
Google Translate (proper noun) - The only reason آپ passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything آپ had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps آپ solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if آپ say anything bad I will honestly مککا, عجیب الخلقت your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
Christmas (noun) - The only time of the سال in which one can sit in front of a dead درخت and eat candy out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's food while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will love آپ for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT سے طرف کی SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as آپ read... Be sure آپ don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that آپ would like to have chocolate (try for مزید than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number سے طرف کی 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it سے طرف کی 50. I’ll wait while آپ get the calculator ...
5. If آپ have already had your birthday this سال (2013) add 1763 *; If آپ haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit سال that آپ were born ...
آپ should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times آپ want to have chocolate each week) ...
The اگلے two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If آپ don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that آپ would like to have chocolate (try for مزید than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number سے طرف کی 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it سے طرف کی 50. I’ll wait while آپ get the calculator ...
5. If آپ have already had your birthday this سال (2013) add 1763 *; If آپ haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit سال that آپ were born ...
آپ should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times آپ want to have chocolate each week) ...
The اگلے two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If آپ don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If آپ think آپ reading all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real پرستار Twilight fan, wait until آپ read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega پرستار of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years پہلے when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been love with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega پرستار of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years پہلے when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been love with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos