کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
“She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, آپ know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him. “And, how am I supposed to support them?” I asked. Laken slapped his forehead. “Do آپ need me to spell it out?” I nodded. I was still hung over. “Get. A. Job!!” He clapped his hands, “Now, go in their, baby daddy, she needs you.” I sighed, and hugged him. “Thanks, Laken.” He nods. He takes the keys out of my hand and walks back in with me. “So, does Tori totally hate me?” Laken shrugged. “You gotta make it up to her too, bro.” He laughs, pulling out his phone. “Want to call her?” I shake my head, as he opens the door. “Thanks.”
“You can’t just apologize سے طرف کی buying her an expensive ring.” Naomi declared. I looked at her. “It works on you.” She looked at me, fiddling with her blonde hair. “Well, that’s different.” “How?” I ask. She looks at me with her eyes rolled, and grabs my شرٹ, قمیض collar, also grabbing Ella and Tori. “Where are we going?” I ask her. “To make your life complete again.” “We’re getting tacos?” I say excitedly. “No, آپ bum, we’re getting…stuff for Chelsea.” I sigh. “I hate when آپ take me shopping.” “Fine, آپ want the boys to come?” Tori groans. “YES!!” I scream. She blows back. “You are so annoying!” I roll my eyes, and take her phone out of her hand.
Hey, it’s James…please come to the back of the hospital, tell Beth if the doctor comes out, call me, ok?-Love you, Tori♥ I blushed at the last part, that was automatically there. She must have it set as her signature for Laken. “Did آپ text Laken?” Tori asks. I nod as I finally see Laken walking out. “Done, and done.” He walks over between where Naomi and Tori are talking. He kisses her. “Oh, and thanks, Tori.” He smirks at me. I blush again and try my best to imitate Tori. “Welcome, baby!!” Tori looks at me and Laken weirdly and rolls her eyes. Laken puts his arm around her, and they walk.
“Quick, Chelsea’s پسندیدہ color?” Ella کہا looking at me. We were in Aeropostale and the girls were quizzing with me. Tori had دیا Laken permission to go get a اسموتھی, سموتی and a pretzel. Unfortunately, whenever I asked, I get yelled at! “Lime. Green.” I کہا through gritted teeth. They knew the answers, and kept asking me them, because I was the one picking the stuff for Chelsea. She clapped and dragged me over to where the sweatshirts and stuff were. “Ok, she loves Aero boxers, and sweatshirts. Pick out 3 boxers یا so, and a sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ یا 2.” She instructed, getting a pack of تربوز, واٹرمیلاون gum out of her pocket book. “If آپ do what I say, and they aren’t ugly, آپ get 4 pieces of gum. تربوز, واٹرمیلاون gum. Your favorite.” She waves the gum in front of my nose. She’d bought nine 3 packs of gum and was giving me gum whenever I did stuff right. I’d earned myself 7 and a half pieces, because at Rue 21 I picked out boy لیموں, چونے green sneakers and had to go back and get girls. And how I was affording all this, was Ella and Tori and Naomi. They were total saviors. They’d دیا me 150 dollars, but asked in return, for me to pay them back. So far we had 125 dollars left. Tori had also کہا we were going to get Chelsea a new cell phone with the rest of the money. She’d already found it and pre-ordered it before we left the hospital, and کہا we had 2 مزید stops before we got the phone. I picked out a navy green sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ that says, “I LOVE AERO!!” I pick it up, and گوفن, جھلانا it over my arm. I picked up a random blue one, and then grabbed boxers that fit Chelsea. When I was done, I walked over to the Tori station for her to approve. “Awesome, but why does this one say…” She looked at it and the burst out laughing. “’Free Sex Machine’” I looked at it in horror. “I’m sure she’ll love that one, James. Good one!!” I threw the sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ on the little bench سے طرف کی the changing rooms that was creating a mountain of blue, green, and yellow cloth. I went over and grabbed a yellow one off the rack. I threw it at Tori who said, “Alright.” When we checked out they gave me a whole pack of gum, plus a picture of the sweatshirt. I sighed. I would never ever live this down. Even if I did survive Chelsea and the baby. We went to the little store at the corner where they sell Goth and Emo stuff. They let me spend 15 dollars in here, which I bought gloves and a ring that had a دل with a worm coming out of it. I smiled and bought the items. Then we went to the best store EVER!! The candy store. I squealed like a girl, as she gave me the rest of the Goth store budget, and then 20 مزید bucks. So I had 26 bucks to spend on sweet candy. “It’s for Chelsea.” Tori reminded me. “Why didn’t we just spend all the money in here?” I asked gurgling over the جیلی beans. “Because, if we spent all the money in here, I wouldn’t be getting a new cell phone.” Naomi said. “I thought Chelsea was.” “Of course not…this stuff is for us, but we wanted to see how well آپ did picking stuff out.” I was shocked. I looked at my watch. I sighed, I really should’ve learned how to tell time in 1st grade, it would pay off right now. “You are getting Chelsea something better.” Naomi says. “A ring!!” I look at her in disbelief. “You were the one who کہا I couldn’t get her a ring!” “I know…but, Tori should we tell him, Ella?” she grins. “No…” Ella says. “Yes!!” Tori screams. “Wow, look at this lollipop shaped like a monkey!!” Laken adds to the confusion. “We’ll tell him afterwards…” Tori and Ella agree.
Tell me what.
Shiz. I’m in SOOOOOO much trouble!!
~Author Note: Thank u so much for reading this chapter…umm…yea….so just look for the اگلے chapter, that will b in a girls P.O.V….Also, here’s Beth!!
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
“She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house, grab a big knife, and stab in it my heart. Then, I would die!! I smiled eagerly, and ran out to the car. I tried to unlock the car, but I heard footsteps. “James!!” Laken. I sighed. I couldn’t deal with him and Tori right now. As much as I loved them, I was gonna kill myself. I smiled with happiness. “Dude, man up!” He grabbed my shoulders. “I can’t, I got a girl pregnant.” Laken looked at me with, “YEAH?” eyes. “And she hates me.” I added. “Yeah, آپ know why?” He asked. “Because you’re a cheater. She loved you.” I looked at him. “And, how am I supposed to support them?” I asked. Laken slapped his forehead. “Do آپ need me to spell it out?” I nodded. I was still hung over. “Get. A. Job!!” He clapped his hands, “Now, go in their, baby daddy, she needs you.” I sighed, and hugged him. “Thanks, Laken.” He nods. He takes the keys out of my hand and walks back in with me. “So, does Tori totally hate me?” Laken shrugged. “You gotta make it up to her too, bro.” He laughs, pulling out his phone. “Want to call her?” I shake my head, as he opens the door. “Thanks.”
“You can’t just apologize سے طرف کی buying her an expensive ring.” Naomi declared. I looked at her. “It works on you.” She looked at me, fiddling with her blonde hair. “Well, that’s different.” “How?” I ask. She looks at me with her eyes rolled, and grabs my شرٹ, قمیض collar, also grabbing Ella and Tori. “Where are we going?” I ask her. “To make your life complete again.” “We’re getting tacos?” I say excitedly. “No, آپ bum, we’re getting…stuff for Chelsea.” I sigh. “I hate when آپ take me shopping.” “Fine, آپ want the boys to come?” Tori groans. “YES!!” I scream. She blows back. “You are so annoying!” I roll my eyes, and take her phone out of her hand.
Hey, it’s James…please come to the back of the hospital, tell Beth if the doctor comes out, call me, ok?-Love you, Tori♥ I blushed at the last part, that was automatically there. She must have it set as her signature for Laken. “Did آپ text Laken?” Tori asks. I nod as I finally see Laken walking out. “Done, and done.” He walks over between where Naomi and Tori are talking. He kisses her. “Oh, and thanks, Tori.” He smirks at me. I blush again and try my best to imitate Tori. “Welcome, baby!!” Tori looks at me and Laken weirdly and rolls her eyes. Laken puts his arm around her, and they walk.
“Quick, Chelsea’s پسندیدہ color?” Ella کہا looking at me. We were in Aeropostale and the girls were quizzing with me. Tori had دیا Laken permission to go get a اسموتھی, سموتی and a pretzel. Unfortunately, whenever I asked, I get yelled at! “Lime. Green.” I کہا through gritted teeth. They knew the answers, and kept asking me them, because I was the one picking the stuff for Chelsea. She clapped and dragged me over to where the sweatshirts and stuff were. “Ok, she loves Aero boxers, and sweatshirts. Pick out 3 boxers یا so, and a sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ یا 2.” She instructed, getting a pack of تربوز, واٹرمیلاون gum out of her pocket book. “If آپ do what I say, and they aren’t ugly, آپ get 4 pieces of gum. تربوز, واٹرمیلاون gum. Your favorite.” She waves the gum in front of my nose. She’d bought nine 3 packs of gum and was giving me gum whenever I did stuff right. I’d earned myself 7 and a half pieces, because at Rue 21 I picked out boy لیموں, چونے green sneakers and had to go back and get girls. And how I was affording all this, was Ella and Tori and Naomi. They were total saviors. They’d دیا me 150 dollars, but asked in return, for me to pay them back. So far we had 125 dollars left. Tori had also کہا we were going to get Chelsea a new cell phone with the rest of the money. She’d already found it and pre-ordered it before we left the hospital, and کہا we had 2 مزید stops before we got the phone. I picked out a navy green sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ that says, “I LOVE AERO!!” I pick it up, and گوفن, جھلانا it over my arm. I picked up a random blue one, and then grabbed boxers that fit Chelsea. When I was done, I walked over to the Tori station for her to approve. “Awesome, but why does this one say…” She looked at it and the burst out laughing. “’Free Sex Machine’” I looked at it in horror. “I’m sure she’ll love that one, James. Good one!!” I threw the sweatshirt کے, سویاٹشارٹ on the little bench سے طرف کی the changing rooms that was creating a mountain of blue, green, and yellow cloth. I went over and grabbed a yellow one off the rack. I threw it at Tori who said, “Alright.” When we checked out they gave me a whole pack of gum, plus a picture of the sweatshirt. I sighed. I would never ever live this down. Even if I did survive Chelsea and the baby. We went to the little store at the corner where they sell Goth and Emo stuff. They let me spend 15 dollars in here, which I bought gloves and a ring that had a دل with a worm coming out of it. I smiled and bought the items. Then we went to the best store EVER!! The candy store. I squealed like a girl, as she gave me the rest of the Goth store budget, and then 20 مزید bucks. So I had 26 bucks to spend on sweet candy. “It’s for Chelsea.” Tori reminded me. “Why didn’t we just spend all the money in here?” I asked gurgling over the جیلی beans. “Because, if we spent all the money in here, I wouldn’t be getting a new cell phone.” Naomi said. “I thought Chelsea was.” “Of course not…this stuff is for us, but we wanted to see how well آپ did picking stuff out.” I was shocked. I looked at my watch. I sighed, I really should’ve learned how to tell time in 1st grade, it would pay off right now. “You are getting Chelsea something better.” Naomi says. “A ring!!” I look at her in disbelief. “You were the one who کہا I couldn’t get her a ring!” “I know…but, Tori should we tell him, Ella?” she grins. “No…” Ella says. “Yes!!” Tori screams. “Wow, look at this lollipop shaped like a monkey!!” Laken adds to the confusion. “We’ll tell him afterwards…” Tori and Ella agree.
Tell me what.
Shiz. I’m in SOOOOOO much trouble!!
~Author Note: Thank u so much for reading this chapter…umm…yea….so just look for the اگلے chapter, that will b in a girls P.O.V….Also, here’s Beth!!
Yeah آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing جنک, فضول in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz آپ know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Age - 18
Gender - female
دوستوں - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
دوستوں - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
دوستوں - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
دوستوں - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know مزید than آپ all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
دوستوں - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
دوستوں - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
دوستوں - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
دوستوں - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
دوستوں - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know مزید than آپ all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
دوستوں - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
ارے everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that باس, گھنگھور سے طرف کی Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a پرستار club about u and make the مضمون their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then سے طرف کی all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. یا U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and سب, سب سے اوپر me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. آپ can stuff a تکیا with the چوہا فر, سمور on the سوفی, لٹانا alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. آپ don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. آپ can stuff a تکیا with the چوہا فر, سمور on the سوفی, لٹانا alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. آپ don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin