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From an میل ای I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. آپ need it down. آپ don’t hear us complaining about آپ leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon یا the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what آپ want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable جوابات to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if آپ want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we کہا 6 months پہلے is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all تبصرے become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If آپ think you’re fat, آپ probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we کہا can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes آپ sad یا angry, we meant the other one.
14. آپ can either ask us to do something یا tell us how آپ want it done. Not both. If آپ already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever آپ have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. کدو, لوکی is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and آپ say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know آپ are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If آپ ask a سوال آپ don’t want an answer to, expect an answer آپ don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything آپ wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless آپ are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, یا Cars.
23. آپ have enough clothes.
24. آپ have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank آپ for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the سوفی, لٹانا tonight, but did آپ know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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From an میل ای I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. آپ need it down. آپ don’t hear us complaining about آپ leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon یا the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what آپ want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable جوابات to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if آپ want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we کہا 6 months پہلے is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all تبصرے become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If آپ think you’re fat, آپ probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we کہا can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes آپ sad یا angry, we meant the other one.
14. آپ can either ask us to do something یا tell us how آپ want it done. Not both. If آپ already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever آپ have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. کدو, لوکی is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and آپ say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know آپ are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If آپ ask a سوال آپ don’t want an answer to, expect an answer آپ don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything آپ wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless آپ are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, یا Cars.
23. آپ have enough clothes.
24. آپ have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank آپ for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the سوفی, لٹانا tonight, but did آپ know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
آپ never lived in the streets though آپ wish آپ had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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If آپ need help یا another example for a better understanding, let me know.
Yes you are.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: آپ haven't کہا that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run سے طرف کی the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's...
