Random Article: 20 ways to love a horse goodly:)

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posted by NarutoCrypt

•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when آپ visit your horses dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it یا tease it with yarn ( not even your cat)
•    Don’t let it interact with other male horses (no matter the gender of your horse)
•    Tickle it responsively
•    Don’t tell it bad jokes
•    Let it play with ONLY BIG children یا adults (that is for the safety of the horse’s guilt and the safety of your child)
•    Check it’s ears daily
•    Let your horse blog on any computer it wants
•    Give it only “great value” brand of crackers یا cheese
•    Do not continually talk to it (it will annoy your horse)
•    Never play an electric گٹار around it
•    Cue the horse’s bath time properly
•    Never shake your horse! (bad ,bad ,bad)

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 2 others like this

r-pattz Excellent.

NarutoCrypt lol thanx!

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO تقسیم, الگ کریں

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is acting the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are مزید than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has کہا that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that آپ have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the سوفی, لٹانا "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do آپ think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are dogs cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do آپ fish?:

Nope!

Are آپ at the age where آپ can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless آپ try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do آپ have a boyfriend یا girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do آپ know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have آپ ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do آپ have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have آپ broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...