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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at آپ trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but آپ my friend!! yes you!! آپ CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If آپ didn't have feet آپ wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do آپ wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for آپ %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but آپ need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like آپ are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside سے طرف کی itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told آپ I thought آپ were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not آپ again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but آپ abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called آپ first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick آپ should wear a condom on your head so آپ can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. آپ just helped me realize it.

Until آپ called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If آپ ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would آپ say when آپ got there?

Wow, آپ looked a lot hotter from a distance!

منسوخ my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer آپ the first 25 times, what makes آپ think the اگلے 25 will work?

how do آپ keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like آپ fell out of the ugly درخت and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to آپ seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop آپ when آپ were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made آپ but we all make mistakes.

Remember JESUS loves آپ but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't آپ go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less سوالات and a little مزید shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this فہرست doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When آپ were born آپ were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom کہا never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! آپ must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like آپ but if آپ really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

آپ know the drill! آپ leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They کہا they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are آپ bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to آپ and your stupid nonsense.

آپ dont know me, آپ just wish آپ did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't آپ go play in traffic?!

آپ have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont آپ take a دن off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
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posted by PinkyoshiIS
Frequent use of strong language (fuck,bitch,mother fucker etc..)

.Mild sexual innuendos ( NOT full on sex scenes mor elike just really aggressive sex jokes and mild kissing scenes and maybe some aggressive make out scenes )

. VERY GRAPHIC AND IN DETAIL CONNTENT ( violence like really in detail violence and gore at some parts not very many parts but im a twisted human being so I added violence to the series XD )

.offensive jokes (self explanatory)

.Homo sexual relationships (if آپ are homophobic please don't read the chapters that warn about same sex Yoshi crushing یا dating its mostly just one girl character with a crush on another)
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