1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. آپ will spend the دن assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the فلمیں because آپ have to see the full فہرست of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb یا without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the پیسلی, پایسلی pattern on your outfit than listen to what آپ have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. آپ never know if it is really an original یا a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right یا center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. آپ can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal سٹریٹ, گلی signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, آپ will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. آپ will spend the دن brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take آپ to countries that آپ do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their سیکنڈ home.
34. They know مزید positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to موسیقی آپ have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When آپ are going to tell آپ something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before آپ knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the سیب, ایپل Store.
44. آپ will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. آپ wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the دن nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. آپ will spend the دن assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the فلمیں because آپ have to see the full فہرست of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb یا without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the پیسلی, پایسلی pattern on your outfit than listen to what آپ have to say.
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
12. آپ never know if it is really an original یا a copy.
13. They make collages with your photos.
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
18. Everything is left justified, right یا center unless they arrive late.
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
21. آپ can not decorate the house without consulting them.
22. They steal سٹریٹ, گلی signs.
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
26. When arguing, آپ will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
28. They hate Excel.
29. They read comics.
30. They want to save the world only with a poster.
31. آپ will spend the دن brainstorming.
32. On vacation they will take آپ to countries that آپ do not know exist and have no beach.
33. Museums are their سیکنڈ home.
34. They know مزید positions than the Kamasutra.
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
36. They listen to موسیقی آپ have never heard of.
37. They can´t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
39. When آپ are going to tell آپ something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
40. They have own iPods before آپ knew they existed.
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
43. They want to spend all the money in the سیب, ایپل Store.
44. آپ will never understand their gifts.
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
46. آپ wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming “When is the deadline?”
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
48. They dream of the دن nobody will make a single change to their designs.
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
If آپ think آپ reading all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real پرستار Twilight fan, wait until آپ read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega پرستار of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years پہلے when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been love with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega پرستار of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years پہلے when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been love with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos