“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
آپ found out آپ hate someone. No, not just hate. آپ FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, آپ wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then آپ be like "omgomgomg" and then آپ get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing آپ can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But آپ love Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, یا maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... سے طرف کی SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, آپ need a good Spoon...like a big سوپ Spoon. 2) Find the person آپ hate / یا someone that آپ want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure آپ take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do آپ own a kitten?
* Do آپ like honey?
* How far away are آپ from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do آپ have a family?
* Why don't آپ have a family?
Of course, none of these سوالات actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
آپ need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on یا just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). آپ need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating یا taking a bath یا something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
آپ found out آپ hate someone. No, not just hate. آپ FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, آپ wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then آپ be like "omgomgomg" and then آپ get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing آپ can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But آپ love Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, یا maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... سے طرف کی SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, آپ need a good Spoon...like a big سوپ Spoon. 2) Find the person آپ hate / یا someone that آپ want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure آپ take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do آپ own a kitten?
* Do آپ like honey?
* How far away are آپ from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do آپ have a family?
* Why don't آپ have a family?
Of course, none of these سوالات actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
آپ need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on یا just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). آپ need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating یا taking a bath یا something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes آپ think 'Hey, I don't care what آپ think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, یا stupid. They are three very different things, and if آپ don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are مزید reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, یا stupid. They are three very different things, and if آپ don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.
Obviously, some people are مزید reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
Ok today i will tell آپ 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and عملی حکمت dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my دوستوں on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink سے طرف کی putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope آپ enjoyed!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and عملی حکمت dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my دوستوں on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink سے طرف کی putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope آپ enjoyed!