“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons
آپ found out آپ hate someone. No, not just hate. آپ FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, آپ wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then آپ be like "omgomgomg" and then آپ get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing آپ can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But آپ love Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, یا maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... سے طرف کی SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, آپ need a good Spoon...like a big سوپ Spoon. 2) Find the person آپ hate / یا someone that آپ want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure آپ take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do آپ own a kitten?
* Do آپ like honey?
* How far away are آپ from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do آپ have a family?
* Why don't آپ have a family?
Of course, none of these سوالات actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
آپ need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on یا just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). آپ need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating یا taking a bath یا something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
~ Serial Killer on spoons
آپ found out آپ hate someone. No, not just hate. آپ FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, آپ wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then آپ be like "omgomgomg" and then آپ get into prison and then rot there and turn into a ghost and the only thing آپ can do is go onto Uncyclopedia and look up how to kill people with Spoons.
Not that I would know, of course.
But آپ love Spoons. Spoons are sexy. Someone is not. Someone out there is NOT sexy. Whether that's you, yourself, یا maybe perhaps YOU, That someone shall be your victim. And your victim Shall die... سے طرف کی SPOON.
STEP ONE
1) First, آپ need a good Spoon...like a big سوپ Spoon. 2) Find the person آپ hate / یا someone that آپ want to kill with the Spoon! 3) Make sure آپ take them somewhere secret where no-one can hear them screaming. 4) Duct tape their mouth and hands together, but don't forget to duct tape their legs together in case they try to run! 5) start threatening them that your gonna hurt their kitten!
STEP TWO
Learn the ancient art of Tai-Spong.
For many thousands of years, Buddhist monks in the Shaolin temple had denied their existence. They will always say "There is no Spoon", but this was a diversion to hide the terrible truth, of the deadly art of Tai-Spong. Of course, Tai-Spong doesn't actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP THREE
Know your victim:
* How much do they weigh?
* Is he/she physically fit?
* Is it Tuesday?
* Do آپ own a kitten?
* Do آپ like honey?
* How far away are آپ from the moon?
* Do they have a family?
* Do آپ have a family?
* Why don't آپ have a family?
Of course, none of these سوالات actually matter, only whether آپ hate that someone یا not. But آپ do hate them. That's why آپ are killing them...with a Spoon.
STEP FOUR
آپ need to choose your weapon (see step 1) and practice with it (ask the hospitals for a free corpse to train on یا just find a daycare, and use a sleeping child). آپ need to sneak up on your victim (when he is masturbating یا taking a bath یا something like that) And of course:Atttaaaaackkk!!!
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything آپ may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope آپ like it, I've گیا کیا پوسٹ it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything آپ may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope آپ like it, I've گیا کیا پوسٹ it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting تصاویر captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated سے طرف کی the smoke یا get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, آپ rant so much about how آپ have a hard time making choices. Whether آپ should work on your assignment یا go out with your friends. Whether آپ should تاریخ this guy یا that guy. Whether آپ should break up with your boyfriend یا not. Whether آپ should wear the گلابی بلاؤز, کمری یا the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting تصاویر captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated سے طرف کی the smoke یا get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, آپ rant so much about how آپ have a hard time making choices. Whether آپ should work on your assignment یا go out with your friends. Whether آپ should تاریخ this guy یا that guy. Whether آپ should break up with your boyfriend یا not. Whether آپ should wear the گلابی بلاؤز, کمری یا the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
if someone is making آپ upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."
if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."
if someone doesn't like the way آپ are, یا they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, یا don't accept me at all."
if someone is bullying آپ for "no reason", it's because they like you, یا is jealous of you, یا it's the spirits clashing.
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your دوستوں
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them آپ are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that آپ want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines دن gift your دوستوں a cucumber and tell them آپ grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it اگلے to your ear and say that he talks to آپ and says he need a new ہوم and thats why آپ buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your دوستوں
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them آپ are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that آپ want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines دن gift your دوستوں a cucumber and tell them آپ grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it اگلے to your ear and say that he talks to آپ and says he need a new ہوم and thats why آپ buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like یا love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn مزید fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn مزید fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn تمغے ...u have to add مزید pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have مزید تمغے .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get مزید fans.....and frnds too.
when i have مزید ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this مضمون will be useful have a gr8 دن everybody and type ur تبصرہ plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like یا love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn مزید fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn مزید fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn تمغے ...u have to add مزید pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have مزید تمغے .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get مزید fans.....and frnds too.
when i have مزید ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this مضمون will be useful have a gr8 دن everybody and type ur تبصرہ plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a پیزا and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best پیزا ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope آپ liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope آپ liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a سوال on this spot that asked "If آپ saw Justin Bieber standing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump, would آپ cry یا scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do آپ people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone آپ know یا care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a سوال on this spot that asked "If آپ saw Justin Bieber standing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump, would آپ cry یا scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do آپ people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone آپ know یا care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
