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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! آپ are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey آپ bums want simethin یا are آپ goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do آپ hear them?" " Yeah but where are they?" "Oh there آپ are pipsqu...I mean Ed." "Envy what are آپ doing at "Hot Topic", this is for women?" "Miniskirts. And you?" "I broke my auto mail and I'm bribing Winry not to beat the @$#* out of me." "So did everybody forget the suit of armor and me Lust the GIRL THAT CAME WITH ENVY?!?!?!?" "Actually yes Lust we did forget آپ two cause آپ are so QUIET!!!!!!!!" "Hey kid don't yell in the store got it!" "Kid?" Envy repeated as he stared at the strange cashier girl. "So those miniskirts aren't going to buy themselves." Lust and Al left because they were becoming very weird,and because they were very annoyed with the موسیقی playing in the store. The End Of The Day: "Ed I have a seceret can آپ keep it?" "Yeah Envy آپ can tell me anything." "I <3 you." "hahahahahahahahahahaaaha!!!!!!! I love your sense of humor!!" "It isn't a sense of humor". To Be Continued.
posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween

4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My دل is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My دوستوں call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless تصویر of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED آپ NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY آپ LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY آپ ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to تلاش the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh آپ just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if آپ can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place آپ look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would آپ keep...
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posted by karpach_13
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can آپ tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick کے, جوائے سٹک is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her مزید attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do آپ say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are آپ boys all in the same band?
A3: Do آپ guys all play for the Green خلیج, کھاڑی Packers?

Q: How do آپ make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following مضمون contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One دن at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a سال ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well آپ don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James آپ creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou وین je!

16. English -- I love you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the اگلے thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just کہا that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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added by Mollymolata
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started سے طرف کی a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new شبیہ he created. This angered millions, and تقسیم, الگ کریں the My Little ٹٹو fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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teenage mutant ninja turtles
mutant mayhem
فلمیں
posted by pikachu00
Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square یا rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the جوابات to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each سوال with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The جوابات that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The جوابات will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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link has a very simple gameplay. we just need to knit the letters into the blank so that the letter after it is different from the letter before it and so on, knit all the blanks. The special thing about this game is that the player will always know if the result is right یا wrong, even players can post their results on the game page to compare with other players.

link is not naturally مقبول with its smooth interface, but its gameplay is also very simple but very new with funny and beautiful characters. With smartly designed maps make player interaction increase. The game emphasizes and doubts...
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Hey… So it’s been a bit since I did one of these. I’m gonna level with you, people, I did not enjoy 2020 and, despite having so much free time, I felt very unmotivated to try digging up the PS2 every time I popped in the PS4. I didn’t want to try any of the old stuff and just wanted to dedicate my time to one console. Not to mention, the pain in the پچھواڑے, گدا of finding a decent PS2 game when they can go for over a hundred dollars tops. That said, after my سب, سب سے اوپر 20 Games of 20202 مضمون and being really proud with how it turned out, I thought about giving PS2 games a try. I don’t hate talking...
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posted by pinkbloom
I will always remember
The summer of covid 19
Yeah, it ruined my whole year
And it just went like this,
No it's never been worse than summer
Of covid19
We were only 11,
But acting like doctors
like we aren't in present.
Drinking from plastic cups,
singing this is forever and ever,
well I guess that was true.

Dancing in my home
in the middle of the night.
Listening to our موسیقی and jams
partying in our little bed
and it went like this,
OoPs I got coronavirus, I'm gonna die die die,
HOLD UP


Now we're under covers
Fast آگے to 18, me and my بستر are مزید than lovers.
Yeah my bed's what I need when we are holding...
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I've talked about the most heroic and awesome superheroes of all time. Now it's time to look over the most frightening, menacing, and coolest villains of all time. Be warned that these villains are so scary, that just reading about them could give آپ weeks of nightmares.

10. Professor Bubbles (The New Adventures of Batman)

Most of Batman's villains are pretty silly and campy. Thankfully, in 1977, the incredibly fearsome Professor Bubbles was created. He was only in one episode, but that's probably because he had left a permanent amount of fear on the kids. Even Scarecrow would cower in fear...
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posted by whatsupbugs
The films from 2019 I watched and enjoyed. These films are listed in alphabetical order. This فہرست includes both theatrical and direct to DVD films.

Alita: Battle Angel

Batman: Hush

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Captain Marvel

Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Detective Pikachu (Pokémon)

Dora and the Lost City of سونا

Dumbo

Frozen 2

Joker

Knives Out

Shazam!

Teen Titans Go! vs. Teen Titans

The Addams Family
posted by whatsupbugs
Silent Force is a member of Fanpop. She's a good member of this website and Discord, but most of all, she's a great friend.

Silent Force is a big پرستار of anime, in particular, Saint Seiya and Ayashi no Ceres (also known as Ceres, Celestial Legend). As a fellow پرستار of Ceres, I'm glad there are people like Silent Force, who give underrated عملی حکمت the attention and love they deserve.

Silent Force is a very friendly, caring friend. She is nice and supportive of me. She has a positive attitude, a friendly personality, and has a way with words. She's always a treat to talk to and she's always a good friend to me.

Silent Force is also very funny. She has a very good sense of humor and can be very witty and fun.

Thank you, Silent Force, for making Fanpop a better place, for making Discord a مزید fun website, but most of all, thank آپ for being a great friend. آپ are truly a celestial legend.