The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! آپ are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey آپ bums want simethin یا are آپ goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do آپ hear them?" " Yeah but where are they?" "Oh there آپ are pipsqu...I mean Ed." "Envy what are آپ doing at "Hot Topic", this is for women?" "Miniskirts. And you?" "I broke my auto mail and I'm bribing Winry not to beat the @$#* out of me." "So did everybody forget the suit of armor and me Lust the GIRL THAT CAME WITH ENVY?!?!?!?" "Actually yes Lust we did forget آپ two cause آپ are so QUIET!!!!!!!!" "Hey kid don't yell in the store got it!" "Kid?" Envy repeated as he stared at the strange cashier girl. "So those miniskirts aren't going to buy themselves." Lust and Al left because they were becoming very weird,and because they were very annoyed with the موسیقی playing in the store. The End Of The Day: "Ed I have a seceret can آپ keep it?" "Yeah Envy آپ can tell me anything." "I <3 you." "hahahahahahahahahahaaaha!!!!!!! I love your sense of humor!!" "It isn't a sense of humor". To Be Continued.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So آپ admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So آپ admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The کنسرٹ Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 گھنٹہ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're نشست Ooh K Then ڈریک Sad آپ Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ڈریک Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The شائقین شائقین Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book سے طرف کی its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders یا u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id love to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break آپ down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.
-JC
