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posted by MarMar_XigLux
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell آپ guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick یا Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" کہا myself. I was dressed as a ہاتھی and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains Werewolves and Sparkly Vampires with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- آپ just dared yourself!" کہا myself. "I accept!" کہا yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." کہا myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" کہا yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.




















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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, آپ can kiss my پچھواڑے, گدا too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the دن i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to آپ does not matter to me

-When your up, your دوستوں know who آپ are.
When you're down, آپ know who your دوستوں are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab آپ in the throat with...the چھری آپ left in my back.

-I was the one who کہا things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at آپ trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but آپ my friend!! yes you!! آپ CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If آپ didn't have feet آپ wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do آپ wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for آپ %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your کالر and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When آپ get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when آپ reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula کے, گوندھنے and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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First, lets start of with the 'Those who I dislke me' list...

Braggers - People who constantly talk non - stop about their perfect little lives.

Attention seekers - People who constantly talk about something that happened (to them) یا دکھائیں off in front of others. (E.G: Last night my cat had a دل attack - Pulling the spotlight onto them)

Those who look for self pity - People who look for pity in those around them. (E.G: My mum beat me last night - Expecting those who care to 'aww' and stick up for them.)

Teachers Pets - Those annoying little suck ups sitting way to close to the teachers desk...
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Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables...
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