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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie کہا as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at اخروٹ Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 منٹ later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie کہا as she and officer Sam ran down the سٹریٹ, گلی trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 سیکنڈ later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam کہا as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam کہا as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny کہا as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN آپ B****!!!"Sam said
1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your دوستوں

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them آپ are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that آپ want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines دن gift your دوستوں a cucumber and tell them آپ grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it اگلے to your ear and say that he talks to آپ and says he need a new ہوم and thats why آپ buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like یا love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn مزید fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn مزید fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn تمغے ...u have to add مزید pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have مزید تمغے .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get مزید fans.....and frnds too.

when i have مزید ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this مضمون will be useful have a gr8 دن everybody and type ur تبصرہ plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a پیزا and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best پیزا ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that آپ are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this فہرست ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs آپ know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that آپ are a muggle born even if آپ did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope آپ liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a سوال on this spot that asked "If آپ saw Justin Bieber standing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump, would آپ cry یا scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do آپ people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone آپ know یا care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created سے طرف کی augustemily1997

Created سے طرف کی augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did آپ know that every night before آپ go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If آپ repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with آپ will approach آپ within one ماہ and ask آپ out یا grab آپ and kiss you. but if آپ break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did آپ here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do آپ do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the سٹریٹ, گلی when the sign کہا "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when آپ ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know آپ could play Twister all سے طرف کی yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the اگلے stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the اگلے stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is سے طرف کی far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic سوالات being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some جوابات that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can آپ send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi ساحل سمندر, بیچ on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart مضمون and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the تبصرے section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in تلاش of you
Looking for the دل now
Have آپ heard the news
maybe آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in تلاش of you
Looking for he دل now
Have آپ heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find آپ soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of آپ know it as the only song i know سے طرف کی دل from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge مکڑی i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ارے everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ارے everypony. Great to see آپ again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never کہا we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are دوستوں live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are آپ called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then آپ would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of پرستار fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested سے طرف کی Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in تلاش of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a دن off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all آپ want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
دن 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: ارے Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, آپ know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 منٹ later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little ٹٹو Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & قوس قزح Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if آپ don't have enough water, یا shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if آپ bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...
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Dragon Ball Z, a دکھائیں from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a دکھائیں that had stylish اندازی حرکت and art to it, insane battles, and a دکھائیں where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published سے طرف کی Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed سے طرف کی Tose Software, who has made...
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Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed سے طرف کی the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a سال after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss یا even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...
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