Random Article: Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

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Really Smart Students!(joke)Plus what I did today at school!(Please Read)

posted by adaug

Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If آپ were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was اگلے to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot مزید too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!

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mysterious love chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the سب, سب سے اوپر of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher کہا "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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مزید facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

اجوائن, اجمود has negative calories. It takes مزید calories to eat a piece of اجوائن, اجمود than the اجوائن, اجمود has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to نگلنا the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes کڑوا, تلخ things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The فلمیں

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can آپ fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit اگلے to آپ because آپ invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the ڈاکو, ہڈ down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. یا maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five منٹ of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as آپ got into the car but...

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Random Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of Random Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG آپ needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope آپ liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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Couple مزید things guysshould know about girls

posted by chillyneon

1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will دکھائیں مزید affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when آپ interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when آپ interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if آپ still have a girlfriend do آپ know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep آپ up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.

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wrote a song * LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!*

posted by dreamcatcher321

there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are مزید than this. آپ are bliss. آپ are مزید than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.

You are مزید than this. آپ are bliss. آپ are مزید than...

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Bolder Than Pride

posted by Hellowittykitty

Completely random poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm writing now
Dis, dat, and...

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Guide To Getting The Guy آپ Want (10 #)

posted by maddiebaby10

1.always let him talk to آپ about stuff he likes
2.always see what آپ have in common (if آپ do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW آپ FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS آپ OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask سوالات about him like his پسندیدہ color, his پسندیدہ movie یا his پسندیدہ t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your پسندیدہ clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your پسندیدہ فلمیں and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank آپ for reading i hope this helps :)

On The Block Episode 25

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...

On The Block Episode 24

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The عنوان of this مضمون clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad فلمیں for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...

On The Block Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If آپ were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...

On The Block Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, آپ finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got مزید important news.
Tom: Yes. In the گزشتہ episode, we...

Barbie and the Three Musketeers پیپر وال

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Ricky Spanish

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

آپ are sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with آپ for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny آپ say back. Are آپ ready to watch the movie آپ ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are آپ ok?" آپ ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) آپ are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly آپ are Gold. آپ hold his chest as آپ are pushing him was y and say " آپ watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN QUOTES

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: آپ EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, آپ LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can آپ tell...

seapony Fluttershy

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