My Life:
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do آپ love me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can آپ bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate Christmas With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at ہوم that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I کہا as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade کہا as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide آپ through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen آپ before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
to be continued!
I'm 18 years old,Blond hair,My name is Jade,my grandparents are dead(duh!!!)My dad was divorced!My mom really only cares about my baby brother,Matthew,and when I ask if she loves me...Well...This is what I get:
"Mom.Do آپ love me?" "That's nice dear,Hey can آپ bring me some Medicine??"Mom would ALWAYS answer LIKE THAT!Good thing I'm gonna celebrate Christmas With my Cousin!So what if I didn't tell her!I'm still going!Already Booked a plane!Anyways!After the aftermath of My mom and her Head ache!I always went to my friend,Charlotte's apartment.Yeah!I did tonight,not much happening there.I saw her dog though,Man I still can't believe what happened at ہوم that night!:
"Mom!I'm home!Mom?Ga!!"I کہا as I called for my mom."Mom!Whats this?A note?"Jade looked over the note:"Dear Jade,I went to work late tonight,Matthew is already asleep,so no worries!Just be careful tonight!Love Mom!"Jade read out loud."Huh!Mom never leaves notes!"Jade کہا as she sat her bag down in her bedroom."Okay well better go to bed!"Jade said:
That night I had the weirdest dream:
I was on a...thingy that was very bright!"Where am I?"I asked."You're In Heaven!Of course!I'm Khya!Whats your name?"A girl said." "I'm Jade.What is all this?"I asked."Oh!
when someone comes here,we celebrate!I'm your Angle!And Helper!I guide آپ through your miserable little life!"Kyha said."Yeah well,Why haven't I seen آپ before?"I asked."Because,
everyone gets their angle at a certain age,Yours is 18!"Kyha answered.I woke up immediately!What happened next...Is crazy:
to be continued!
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If آپ were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was اگلے to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot مزید too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If آپ were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was اگلے to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put candy in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Candy Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i love these!),a lot مزید too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four سال old Amber,
A 12 سال old Kennedy,A 5 سال old Harper,And then there's 9 سال old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do آپ want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in ٹوسٹر for half a minute.
*Ten منٹ later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do آپ know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked آپ as the Babysitter cause آپ have 7 siblings and آپ all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 سال old Kennedy,A 5 سال old Harper,And then there's 9 سال old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her dolls back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do آپ want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in ٹوسٹر for half a minute.
*Ten منٹ later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do آپ know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked آپ as the Babysitter cause آپ have 7 siblings and آپ all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. آپ grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. آپ take تصاویر of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when آپ sneeze.
5. آپ don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and آپ don’t even work there.
7. آپ spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your cats are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. آپ can’t even remember your سیکنڈ cup.
10. آپ can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five مزید songs, can آپ believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even کہا that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her اگلے CD Rebecca promises to have a مزید natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking ہوم from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a وہیل, حوت drove سے طرف کی in his sedan and کہا happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went ہوم and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a مچھلی tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went ہوم and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a مچھلی tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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