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Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The موسیقی genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist and I'm the fucking lead singer of Party Poison”

“I have a few jobs...I'm a singer, a model, a cook and giving Patrick what he wants”

“I also am very interested in Death Metal, who says a sexy girl cannot love Death Metal?”

“I get pissed off easily so make sure آپ watch what you're saying around me”

“I never told anyone this but I own a doll of Patrick Stump”

“I'd say the song that speaks to me most is Teenagers سے طرف کی My Chemical Romance, teenagers sometimes do scare the living shit outta me”

“I never got drunk in my life, I do sometimes drink wine یا just some mojitos”

“Sometimes Patrick can be a perv to me....that's the reason why I'm a perv to him”

“I find it funny to blame Billie Joe on everything, I only blame Pete on the perverted stuff”

“A friend of mine once ticked me off. He of course was perverted....but he was not Pete”

“My boobs are huge but trust me....they're all natural!”

“I dressed Patrick up as The Warden from Superjail!...man was he pissed”

“My پسندیدہ color is Black and Patrick's is Orange....Halloween colors!”

“I own a lot of clothes..a lot of em are boy t-shirts and hoodies...and sexy clothes which drive Patrick nuts”

“I fucking love bats and dragons, I find all animals awesome.....except for bugs...there are some I like though.....there's also one آپ should stay away from...the giant centipede”

“Pop موسیقی is not my type of music, yes I sing it but the موسیقی itself is eh....there are some Pop songs I like though”

“I hate those models آپ see on TV, I'm better than all of them”

“I really dislike hanging out with girls but I have a few دوستوں who are girls”

“Millions of people love Family Guy, I'm one of em but I love American Dad more”

“I'm addicted to Patrick Stump, I don't know what I'd do without him”

“I sometimes can make AWESOME techno songs”

“Like Patrick, I dislike going to تصویر shoots and interviews “

“I can't believe Patrick dislikes barbeque sauce..when I found out..I shoved it down his throat and forced him to like it, that's how much I love barbeque sauce”

“Lots of people have a problem of me and Patrick being married...because they say he's fat and ugly....well they can go to Hell cause I love Patrick with all my heart”

“Drawing is like my drug, if I start drawing I cannot stop unless Patrick pulls me into sex then I'd stop”

“I love the name Axel, my son's name is Oliver though....but his middle name is Axel”

“Before Patrick, my role models were AD/DC and Prince”

“Patrick loves Death Metal even though he says he doesn't”

“The weird thing is, Patrick's a dude and I'm better at video games than him.....actually at just about anything”

“I could've got a iPhone but instead I have a Samsung Impression and a iPod touch and I'm happy with them”

“I have known Patrick my whole life, that's the reason why we got married”

“You know, animals love me. My brother has a pet Anaconda who has NEVER bit me”

“Listen, I don't دکھائیں it but I'm attracted to both males and females so yes I'm Bi”

“Patrick is so sweet but I still can kick his پچھواڑے, گدا in anything”

“Fall Out Boy is such an amazing band but only because of Patrick's sexy voice, I love MCR more”

“I was such a tomboy back in high school but boys were still flirting with me back then”

“My full name would be Danielle Jessica Stump and I was never مقبول cause usually the مقبول girls have those kind of names”

“I've seen lots of people do Peter Griffin impressions but the best impressions of him are سے طرف کی Patrick”

“The first time I felt loved was when Patrick sang (Everything I Do) I Do it For آپ to me then he proposed to me”

“All the shit I do...is my life”

“Before Party Poison, I was a solo artist who sang Pop and Hip-Hop songs”

“I'm a huge پرستار of MCR, I was super happy when I sang a song with them”

“Party Poison's hit, I Don't Care was dedicated to my hubby Patrick, it shows my true feelings toward him”

“I just love wearing Patrick's sweatshirts, they're so fluffy!”

“I may seem sexy but I am a HUGE tomboy!”

“Patrick does great impressions.....I can only impress a Australian accent and that's it”

“A lot of Dudes ask why I'm married to Patrick...I just tell em to fuck off”

“Oh my God, I so love watching cartoons, they're so fun but I mostly love watching my husband take a shower”

“Pete is one of my dearest friends, the only problem is....he is a perv at times”

“Patrick rescued me so many times, I now classify him as my night in shining armor”

“You could say that I'm obsessed with Heavy Metal”

“It's not about the money یا the fame of being a lead singer....for me it's about the شائقین and the free food I get”

“Music is my life, I can't live without it”

“Patrick's nickname for Pete is Boner Boy, oh lol Patrick”

“My nickname for Gerard is G-Way, my nickname for Pete is Piss Ant, and I call Patrick either Stumpy, Rickster, but mostly Tricky”

“I'm so in love with Patrick, I'd let him do anything to me”

“Having my own band is a wonderful experience for me”

“I will always remember the first time I met Patrick, that was the happiest moment in my life”

“My پسندیدہ nickname for Patrick is Tricky”

“I have to admit, I love getting spanked سے طرف کی Patrick, he's such a naughty boy”

“I'm filthy, stinkin rich!, but I use my money on good stuff”

“My پسندیدہ part about married to Patrick is....having night fun with him, he's gorgeous”

“I like having a texting phone, but I never text....only sometimes to Patrick”

“Wherever I go, I need my iPod touch with me at all times...listening to موسیقی helps me think”

“Having huge breasts is a plus for me...I can control Patrick with them!”
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posted by EastendersRox
These are not super scientific facts, these are just some random things that occurred to me آپ my disagree.

1. Ugly Betty isn't ugly.

2. Severs Snapes voice is super amazing.

3. I'm always hungry.

4. Nobody knows exactly what Nicki Manaj's real name is.

5. Irish people don't know what اچار is...

6. Everyone has a tv

7. Puppies in converse are cute.

8.NOBODY can do a French Platt.

9. I like taco's.

10. In love with belle's Aussie acsent, in once upon a time.

11. I want a cupcake....

12. Everyone knows Harry Potter.

13. Everyone either drinks چائے یا coffee

14. It's my dream to drink coffee in central perk....
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posted by klaine_forever
1. لابسٹر, کَر کند – Crayfish: Lobsters come from the sea; crayfish come from freshwater. Crayfish (also known as crawfish) also tend to be smaller. Further confusion over these animals exists in some countries like Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa where the term crayfish is often used when referring to lobster.

2. Broth – سوپ – Stock: While these terms are often used interchangeably, they do all have a difference. Stock is water (and optionally other liquids) in which vegetables یا animals یا both are simmered over a long period to extract flavors. Stock normally contains no salt. When...
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posted by Paice2Pacegurl
MEOW, CALIFORNIA! See? There's something deeply liberating in yelling out something random, and it makes آپ think 'Hey, I don't care what آپ think about me!' Go on, try it now, say something random! There we go.

The word 'random' should not be confused with weird, یا stupid. They are three very different things, and if آپ don't believe me, look it up in an English Dictionary.

Obviously, some people are مزید reserved than others, and will simply not go yelling out random things, but what I am trying to really say is, is to just feel free to be yourself! It's your life, so live it!
posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his بیکن to a 10 سال old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic آپ have to dial 62442 to get...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
darker then light brighter then bright
nothing stands
but never lands
nothing i do ever makes me feel
nothing anyone does will make me real
im not really there and i dont care so why do i feel as lonely as air
something there but no one cares

just one thing that no one thinks is there
just something thats as quiet as death
im not there i never was not until
im ever loved
but i dont no one cares so why am i ever even there i am not real i am not there im just as dry as a آتش فشاں flair.

(well heres another poem
and its about death so yep there we go)
This فہرست DOES belong to me. Please don't copy without permission!

1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when آپ don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at آپ when آپ wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos یا have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if آپ see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok today i will tell آپ 12 secrets about myself!
Exciting!
1.I love animals
2.I own tons of manga and عملی حکمت dvds
3.I am a huge crybaby
4.i am a girl *not really a secret*
5.i love writing my manga series *it's not famous*
6.i love going outside
7.i have a boyfriend
8.i am chewing gum
9.i love the stars
10.i love to dance
11.my grades are "ok"
12.i like to watch tv alot
13.I am not like other girls
14.i care alot for my دوستوں on here
15.I don't have a bedtime
16.i tried making a drink سے طرف کی putting chocolate and bubble gum
The End
I hope آپ enjoyed!
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd آپ get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So آپ broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.

Miley:No.

Joe:Hey ladies.

All:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Joe:What?

Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So آپ broke in?

Joe:Noooo.

Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your acting like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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okay i decided to do this to prove to all آپ twilight lovers who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's سوال asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So آپ know i didn't include anything about the war between those who love and those who hate twilight یا anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the سوال i am responding to

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posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to تاریخ him, we were the perfect couple, until last سال after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class اگلے to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be writing to pen pals from London England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today آپ are going to...
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posted by itachifan1
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A لومڑی has been unmasked as the mystery thief of مزید than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities کہا Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's ماند, خلوت خانہ and found a trove of جوتے, جوتا down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," کہا a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a vixen ہے, وساان چرا لیا, چوری کی them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
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I've always been a huge پرستار of the Scarlet and Ivy book series, and the main theme of the book is the constant relocation of twins, Ivy and Scarlet, and their adventures in boarding school. If آپ are very similar to your twin, آپ should check out this فہرست inspired سے طرف کی it!

1- If your twin gets into trouble, it will be easy for him to blame you.

2- Whatever your twin does, it will be expected from you.

3- Your names will be mixed a lot.

4- Your twin will joke around pretending to be آپ to other people.

5- People will confuse your temperaments.

6- One of آپ will be seen as the shadow of the other....
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 Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Elijah Jones - Rumored 2019/2020 album
Jones has currently inactivated most of his accounts. And recently - a فورم expressed سے طرف کی yet another anonymous user that Jones - previously known as "Kinlee And Elijah" Will be promoting a new album this year.

The last album Jones promoted was Stirling's third album "Brave Enough" Which released respectively on August 19, 2016. Nearly 3 years ago. Following the promotional album Jones released his third album "Forgive To Forget" in January 2017. After releasing his final video in November 2017. Jones has refrained since than from uploads. Other than the release of his third and final book in...
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