آپ know what I hate? When آپ hold the door open for some random fucker you've never even met in your life and they just walk on سے طرف کی without saying thank آپ یا even acknowledging your god damn presence. Why this irks me so much I dunno. But it just does.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do آپ think آپ are? Do آپ not see me opening this door for you, wasting سیکنڈ of my life for some random dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill آپ to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life سے طرف کی even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. آپ know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All آپ have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, آپ dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for آپ so آپ don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet آپ can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if آپ were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 babies and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, یا something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are آپ to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for آپ because I'm being polite, unlike you, آپ motherfucker.
K so I might add مزید to this rant later bai.
It's kinda like, well, this is what I always wanna say to them but don't:
Um, excuse me, who the hell do آپ think آپ are? Do آپ not see me opening this door for you, wasting سیکنڈ of my life for some random dude I've never ever met? It's not gonna kill آپ to say thanks, it's not gonna shorten your life سے طرف کی even a jiffy and yes that's an actual unit of time. You won't even have to pause in your walking. آپ know what bitch, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO SAY THANK YOU! All آپ have to do is just do that little nod thing to say "Eh dude, I realize you're there man." But you're too much of a snobby bastard/bastardette to do even that?!?! What the fuck?! Ugh, آپ dumb Canterlot ponies.... /shot
I mean seriously, this is not a damn automatic door, I am a person standing here politely holding the door for آپ so آپ don't have to waste your time pushing it open, yet آپ can't even say thanks when I'm wasting mine?! I want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ in the genitals. ._. Now now now, I would have no problem with this if آپ were perhaps a mute, on the phone with the president, holding 5 babies and are too busy making sure none of them are dropped to say anything, don't speak English, یا something among those lines. But 99% of the time, that's not the case. What's your problem with saying thanks? Hell I just could've slammed the door in your face if I wanted to, because who are آپ to me?! I don't know you! Alas I'm standing there on my feet -and I HATE standing- holding this damn door open for آپ because I'm being polite, unlike you, آپ motherfucker.
K so I might add مزید to this rant later bai.
Picture related. ._.
