Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody

Hey, Random clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND باس, گھنگھور house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! سے طرف کی باس, گھنگھور house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. آپ know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!




About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...

ارے guys i recently found out about some amazing Google features and thought to share it with آپ guys. Google not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use Google Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of آپ might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the تلاش bar and tadaa Google will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. Google Gravity:

Ok for fist آپ "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom آپ will see settings. Go there and...

When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If آپ don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but آپ play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the سٹریٹ, گلی my house was on was skirted سے طرف کی a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. آپ could run through...

I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do آپ call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...

I saw this elderly gentleman dining سے طرف کی himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his دن سے طرف کی talking to him.

As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn't expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he کہا he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California,...