It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom کہا and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did آپ do that?"I asked."You need to come to the درخت house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the درخت house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the درخت house.I got dressed and ran downstairs."Mom!I'm going to play with Alicia and Henry!"I hollered."Okay!"She hollered back.
They brought me to a path.We ran down it.We went across three houses.We stopped at a wooden درخت house.A lock on the door."367."Alicia told me.I put in the combination.I opened the doors.A blue rug on the floor.A nightstand with drawers.A rack with three of the same swords,except one thing was different.Each had each of our initials!One کہا AQ,Alicia Quimby.The other کہا HB,Henry Barles.And the third one کہا SJ,Sarah Johnson!
"These,these have our initials!"I stumbled.
"Yeah,we just found out!And watch."Alicia picked up AQ and pushed it down and it shrunk!I couldn't believe it!Henry did the same.I decided to give it a try.It shrunk!
"Come on.Freestone,here we come."Alicia said.
I remembered!Freestone,Ariana,Maybelle,The swords!I remembered!
We went to the forest.And searched for a door.
"AH!"Alicia screamed when she tripped.
"The door!"Henry said.
"I'm fine,thanks."Alicia کہا picking herself up.
The door was under a pile of leaves.
"Uh...Sarah,watch were you're stepping!"Henry said.
I turned around.I picked up my foot.A red liquid.I looked down.
Blood.
"AH!"I screeched."Blood,oh my-Blood!"I said,fanning myself.
"Whoa.This isn't the same blood.This is a lot مزید blood!"Alicia said.
The same blood?What same blood?
Then I remembered.The blood puddle.When we first found this door.
The blood left a trail.
"Okay guys,Freestone first.Then we'll investigate!"Alicia demanded.
I opened the door with the key I picked up from the درخت house.I heard nothing
Silence.
"Hello?"I asked,my voice echoed.I looked around.Grass,and huts.When everyone was in,I walked around.
A teenager peered around a corner.
I looked over there.
Maybelle.
I ran over there.
"Maybelle?Is that you?It's me,Sarah!"I announced.
"Help us."She whispered."Ariana has taken over.You must help."She begged.
"MAYBELLE!MY OFFICE.NOW!"A speaker said.
"Help."That was the last thing I heard...
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the درخت house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the درخت house.I got dressed and ran downstairs."Mom!I'm going to play with Alicia and Henry!"I hollered."Okay!"She hollered back.
They brought me to a path.We ran down it.We went across three houses.We stopped at a wooden درخت house.A lock on the door."367."Alicia told me.I put in the combination.I opened the doors.A blue rug on the floor.A nightstand with drawers.A rack with three of the same swords,except one thing was different.Each had each of our initials!One کہا AQ,Alicia Quimby.The other کہا HB,Henry Barles.And the third one کہا SJ,Sarah Johnson!
"These,these have our initials!"I stumbled.
"Yeah,we just found out!And watch."Alicia picked up AQ and pushed it down and it shrunk!I couldn't believe it!Henry did the same.I decided to give it a try.It shrunk!
"Come on.Freestone,here we come."Alicia said.
I remembered!Freestone,Ariana,Maybelle,The swords!I remembered!
We went to the forest.And searched for a door.
"AH!"Alicia screamed when she tripped.
"The door!"Henry said.
"I'm fine,thanks."Alicia کہا picking herself up.
The door was under a pile of leaves.
"Uh...Sarah,watch were you're stepping!"Henry said.
I turned around.I picked up my foot.A red liquid.I looked down.
Blood.
"AH!"I screeched."Blood,oh my-Blood!"I said,fanning myself.
"Whoa.This isn't the same blood.This is a lot مزید blood!"Alicia said.
The same blood?What same blood?
Then I remembered.The blood puddle.When we first found this door.
The blood left a trail.
"Okay guys,Freestone first.Then we'll investigate!"Alicia demanded.
I opened the door with the key I picked up from the درخت house.I heard nothing
Silence.
"Hello?"I asked,my voice echoed.I looked around.Grass,and huts.When everyone was in,I walked around.
A teenager peered around a corner.
I looked over there.
Maybelle.
I ran over there.
"Maybelle?Is that you?It's me,Sarah!"I announced.
"Help us."She whispered."Ariana has taken over.You must help."She begged.
"MAYBELLE!MY OFFICE.NOW!"A speaker said.
"Help."That was the last thing I heard...
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
گٹار by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then آپ wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if آپ just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
گٹار by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then آپ wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if آپ just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic سیکنڈ line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'