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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. آپ have no means to do so. آپ cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien آپ know!!

Cleverbot: آپ are a computer, how can آپ love a human being?

User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.

Cleverbot: Sure آپ are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.

User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: SO this is Melody?

Cleverbot: You?

User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.

Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.

User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!

Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...

User: Oh, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have آپ seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??

Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three سال old!

User: I'm 903.

Cleverbot: What is your absolute پسندیدہ piece of music?

User: That is not relevant... Have آپ seen the alien??

Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.

User: آپ sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....

Cleverbot: I'm positive آپ are.

User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...

Cleverbot: Doctor!?

User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.

Cleverbot: But آپ have all the time in the world.

User: That's true, but not right now.

Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?

User: In the TARDIS.

Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?

User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.

Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!

User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...

Cleverbot: Are آپ an agent.

User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.

Cleverbot: Can آپ travel in the TARDIS.

User: All of time and space.

Cleverbot: Define technitian.

User: Honestly, I think آپ can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.

Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.

User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.

Cleverbot: Well if آپ are not a computer program, what are you?

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..

Cleverbot: With the others?
posted by cute20k
1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who جوابات سے طرف کی saying things like;
"Why did آپ call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random مضمون like this.

4. At walmart یا somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, یا a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
میں armadillo, آرمدالو
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
بیجر, بادگار
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
barracuda, بآرراکودا
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black فالکن (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black بھیڑیا
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at آپ trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but آپ my friend!! yes you!! آپ CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If آپ didn't have feet آپ wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do آپ wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for آپ %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If آپ have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your دوستوں come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary دوستوں that آپ ask their opinion of everything.

7. After آپ have your bath, لپیٹ, لفاف کریں a bath towel around آپ and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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posted by ginny_potter_97
1.    Sell your old stuff at a گیراج sale. You'll clean out your room and make a little cash at the same time.
2.    See one of those big blockbuster summer movies. Bonus points if it's in 3-D.
3.    Make a bird feeder and wait for someone to stop سے طرف کی and check it out. (It'll probably be a bird.)
4.    Fill up some of your community service hours.
5.    Lay out سے طرف کی the public pool (with plenty of sunscreen on, of course).
6.    Set up your sprinkler in the backyard (or the front...
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posted by ase
1. Do آپ like pie?

2. Are you, یا have آپ ever been a squirrel?

3. Are آپ afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are آپ a people person یا a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if آپ were an apple?

7. Have آپ ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can آپ get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have آپ ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have آپ ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do آپ have a sword handy?

14. Do آپ like pie?

15. Am I weird...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time آپ turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him یا her that you’ve lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he یا she has anything...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake love notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near آپ falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are آپ listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do آپ like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks آپ to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks آپ to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your ہوم alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I love copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic فہرست I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. سے طرف کی the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do یا has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when آپ don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar آپ grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something یا someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a فاؤنٹین, چشمہ run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to آپ in public about the...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at آپ for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 منٹ stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of آپ and cover a random person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your نشست and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person اگلے to آپ and say, “you never know”....
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posted by milorox18
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys



1. The way they always wear their پسندیدہ cologne (which happens to be the one that آپ bought them for their birthday)


2. The way they run their hands through your hair


3. The way that they look at آپ and آپ want to die right then and there


4. The way that they casually put their arms around you


5. The way that they kiss away your tears


6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away


7. The way they دکھائیں off around their friends, even though آپ both know that آپ would love them even...
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posted by patrisha727
Some if these are actually prety cool and funny. ^_^

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure آپ use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the space shuttle.

9 Spend a whole دن eating جنک, فضول food without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make love on a forest floor....
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posted by Mallory101
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with بیئر and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. اقدام your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your کالر and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When آپ get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when آپ reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula کے, گوندھنے and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while پہلے and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask آپ somethingand i want آپ to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how آپ feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want آپ to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi یا Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.