1.Wax the ceiling
2.Rearrange political campaign signs
3.Sharpen your teeth
4.Play Houdini with one of your siblings
5.Braid your dog’s hair
6.Clean and polish your belly button
7.Water your dog…see if he grows
8.Wash a tree
9.Knight yourself
10.Name your child Edsel
11.Scare Stephen King
12.Give your cat a mohawk
13.Purr
14.Mow your carpet
15.Play Pat Boone records backwards
16.Vacuum your lawn
17.Sleep on a بستر of nails
18.DON’T toss and turn
19.Boil ice cream
20.Run around in squares
21.Think of quadruple entendres
22.Speak in acronyms
23.Have your تکیا X-rayed
24.Drink straight shots…of water
25.Paint...

What Is Fear Of Bathing?

The fear of bathing is known as Ablutophobia. This disorder can trigger a severe and persistent fear of normal, everyday tasks like washing one’s hair and cleaning the body.


Reasons For Fear of Bathing

Those who fear bathing may suffer great side effects from their phobia. Society does not take kindly to the odors and dirt that result from a lack of personal hygiene. Employment and relationships tend to suffer when someone has an aversion to cleaning themselves in a normal manner.

This phobia can be triggered in different ways. For example, a traumatic experience related...

Well, I always wanted to create new cartoon, and I did it: Smile World, Super Broko, Planet Gaggo and the new one ~ The Dorks. I dunno why did I call it The Dorks, it was the only tittle which came to my mind. Yeah so it has 8 main characters: Saliva, Stupidness, Angry Lazy, Punka-Punka Goth, Electro-Dumb, Anti-Genius and silly twins ~ Mala and Gala (they are on the pic). OK let's talk about Saliva. Ehem-ehmm, Saliva is crazy wierdo. He's پسندیدہ color is green, he's پسندیدہ phrase is "I'm dumb green wierdo underware", he created it. Saliva loves monkeys, he has a monkey at his house called...

1. People are مزید likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known love song was written 4,000 years پہلے and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term love relationships began with one یا both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in love can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...

Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This پھول should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...

1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If Barbie is so popular, why do آپ have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...

☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy دل
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= سیب, ایپل
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark

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('_')
(> )># So, i got آپ this lil waffle.
U..U

....(_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

(_/)
(^-^)
(>#<)
U...U
You know what, i eatted da waffle

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starting from a text from me
july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] ارے how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since آپ carnt do webcam, آپ send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, آپ need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate آپ asking that of me."


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Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of آپ treating...

Your alarm goes off, آپ hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm شاور to help آپ wake up.
He goes days یا weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the پار, صلیب hanging on his chain اگلے to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...

1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was reading a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still reading the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one دن and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching...

* I didn't write this :)

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them آپ require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them آپ want بیکن with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess آپ really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s...

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Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad یا somthing?"
no آپ look beautiful dont ever think آپ are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher کہا "Class آپ will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher کہا "I want آپ to draw what ever آپ feel in your heart.What...

Mysterious love

-chapter five-

As we were walking down the stairs too the lunch room he said"So how was reading and math?"
"Boring"I کہا he kinda smiled and کہا "Well..." but trailed off
I was going too ask why when rebecca came up and looked at us she sort of examined us ,I guess is a better word.She said"June do آپ no if the librarian has a nother copy of that geometertry book I need it for something?"I just کہا "Umm I dont think she has one" When mathew کہا "I bet i have a copy at home,you can borrow"
I looked at him wondering why he was reading it in the لائبریری when i came in too look...

An inhabitant of Mount Jory, Paramatta, was believed to be dead. his supposed remains were about to be committed, when a mourning relative startled the bystanders سے طرف کی exclaiming, "I must see my father once more; something tells me he is not dead!" the coffin was thereupon opened and found to contain a living inmate.



In May, 1864, a man died very suddenly at a hospital in the state of New York, and as the doctors could not explain the cause of death they resolved upon a post-mortem examination, but when they made the first cut with the knife, the supposed dead man jumped up and grasped the doctor's...