Random Article: 24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

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posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask آپ say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing شرٹ, قمیض sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always تبصرہ on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait آپ run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing آپ did and said!

10.Anyways,if آپ like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't آپ do that to my hot dog?" آپ simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like kiss them kiss them KISS THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted موسیقی and sometimes love songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You دکھانا your stomach not boob showing,leg دکھانا no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm دکھانا no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, یا shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent acting but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K آپ IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK یا کتیا, کتيا AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!

jason_stopjust and Stopstaring like this

Usui--takumi Well, I'm a pervert [male] myself XP

CheekyCheese Thats...extremely odd :|

Lulu_Kururugi Im not a pervert (Female).

missracoon I am already a perv :3!

BlindBandit92 I'm already a perv (male)

Heroine999 I'm a perv(female).

doremirocker I'm a pervert! :D (Female)

blackrose294 What is the point of this article.

Vialli L-A-M-E.

LikeHaGays Ha Gaaay xD

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Biggest Animated Dumba** Damsel's In Distress

posted by KataraLover

Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so آپ don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being...

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroines of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

A week پہلے I made an مضمون of my 20 پسندیدہ animated heroines so I thought I'd make an مضمون for my 10 least پسندیدہ animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let آپ know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a تبصرہ on what آپ think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little ٹٹو پرستار fiction. If آپ do not like talking horses that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

The دائرے, حلقہ comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed سے طرف کی the name, WindWakerGuy430

The پرستار fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 پرستار Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

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My own little review on Helluva Boss (or least my opinions)

posted by Canada24

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this دکھائیں has gone a long way, the اندازی حرکت changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

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RICK AND MORTY REVIEW:

posted by Canada24

Probably my favourite character

link

I checked the poll, R & M won. I'm happy about that honestly, cause this is a دکھائیں I've been binge watching lately anyway, so this is easier..

No I have not seen every episode, probably won't at all. Honestly this دکھائیں was getting a little dull. And I kinda just stopped watching after a bit. As they were all reruns anyway, and were never in order. Was just on Adult Swim, which isn't exactly my پسندیدہ channel.

Anyway, lets start with some personal backstory..

So orginally I was suppose to review this دکھائیں several years ago, but I only ended up seeing the first 3 یا 4 episodes, and I...

Bad Auditions سے طرف کی Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog پرستار Fiction

Bad Auditions سے طرف کی Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Acting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...

Drag-On... And On... And On - Drakengard (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of آپ may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a مزید مقبول game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created سے طرف کی Yoko Taro, who created it to make a مزید grim RPG with no morally just...

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NikPiks - Ed, Edd n Eddy is an Animated Classic

posted by Windwakerguy430

So I talk about quite a few things on here, most of them with varying levels of popularity. So what better way to grab people’s attention then with good old 2000s nostalgia. So I wanna talk about Ed, Edd, n Eddy, a favoite دکھائیں of mine from my childhoo- wait, Ed, Edd n Eddy came out in the 90s, fuck!

Ed, Edd n Eddy is one of the greatest cartoons in, probably of all time. I know for a fact that it’s my پسندیدہ show. Where other famous shows tried and failed, Ed, Edd n Eddy succeeded. Spongebob is good, but it had some rough years. The Simpsons is alright, but it is in desperate need...

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سب, سب سے اوپر ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with love interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated سے طرف کی Niko, have دیا him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

Mia Kirshner

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 20 Most Attractive شخصیات مشہور of All Time (UPDATED)

posted by ace2000

Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the فہرست I گیا کیا پوسٹ about a سال ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The تصاویر here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

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made سے طرف کی me - KanonKyu

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Source: made سے طرف کی me - KanonKyu

made سے طرف کی me - KanonKyu

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Source: made سے طرف کی me - KanonKyu

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Agnes and Fluffy Unicorn

added by ace2000

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A فہرست Of Versions of the Numa Numa Song

posted by zanhar1

Now آپ can listen to the Numa Numa song forever, make a mixtape of all of the Numa Numas and annoy your whole neighborhood! All the Numa Numa you've never wanted in your life!

Original سے طرف کی Ozone: link

English Version سے طرف کی Ozone: link

Alina Vesion: link

Gabry Ponte Remix: link

Haiducii Version: link

Brazilian Version: link

Korean Version سے طرف کی Hyun Young: link

Chinese Version سے طرف کی Josi Kok: link

Japanese Version سے طرف کی Berryz Koubou: link

Onda Choc: link

Festa No Ape: link

Indonesian Version سے طرف کی Barakatak: link

Finnish Version: link

Dutch Version سے طرف کی Antonia: link

Hebrew: link

Rock Version: link

Rock Version 2: link

Metal...

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Most Attractive Cartoon/Anime Characters (Male and Female)

posted by zanhar1

Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & عملی حکمت characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.

5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my فہرست of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my پسندیدہ thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...

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Windows 98 پیپر وال

added by Kragfan1910

Source: microsoft

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5 Easy Steps on How to Resize Your Square ترمیم into 200x200 pixels شبیہ سے طرف کی 3xZ

posted by 3xZ

What is an icon? An شبیہ is not merely a square-sized edited image. It has to be 200x200 pixels یا smaller. But how to make it in the right size? There are free websites that allow us to resize it properly. In this tutorial, I'm using 'picresize' website to assist me. Here are the 5 easy steps to make it 200x200 px. Hope this مضمون will help you!

1. First of all, type www.picresize.com.

2. Click 'Browse' to select your picture.

3. Click 'Quick resize' after آپ choose your picture.

4. In 'Make my picture' option, choose 'Custom Size' and type '200' in both width and height.

5. Finally, click 'I'm Done, Quick Resize My Picture! and your شبیہ is now 200x200 px...

...and DOWNLOAD it!

Comparison between a square image and an icon.

'Let me ask something, Fabrice. Does THAT, looks like THIS to you?!'

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Stop saying "opposite sex/gender"!

posted by tamore

Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender یا sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl یا a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But آپ can also be neither a boy nor a girl. یا آپ can be a little of both. یا something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little مزید common than آپ think.

And there aren't...

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Crushing The Classics: The Three Little Pigs.

posted by deathding

(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There آپ go.)

So I'm pretty sure سے طرف کی now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a بھیڑیا and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...