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1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will دکھائیں مزید affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when آپ interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when آپ interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if آپ still have a girlfriend do آپ know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep آپ up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- آپ name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with دوستوں and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...
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1. Ruin there پسندیدہ dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with سوپ and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up سے طرف کی me. ^ ^
I decided to create a فہرست of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", سے طرف کی Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", سے طرف کی Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", سے طرف کی Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", سے طرف کی ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", سے طرف کی Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", سے طرف کی Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", سے طرف کی Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", سے طرف کی Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", سے طرف کی Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", سے طرف کی Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", سے طرف کی The Runaways
12. "Mother, سے طرف کی Danzig
13. "Voodoo", سے طرف کی Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", سے طرف کی Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", سے طرف کی Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", سے طرف کی Autograph
17. "I Love آپ Period", سے طرف کی Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", سے طرف کی Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", سے طرف کی Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", سے طرف کی Kansas
These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, آپ need it down. آپ don't hear us
complaining about آپ leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what آپ want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable جوابات to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...
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