So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones آپ don't enjoy but آپ don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just daydreaming (about a bunch of grapes, with each انگور having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if آپ must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one انگور had just کہا to another "What did the انگور do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) سے طرف کی the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if آپ want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the سوفی, لٹانا and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The اگلے دن I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
I was then pulled out of my reverie (one انگور had just کہا to another "What did the انگور do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine". And the other found it incredibly insensitive) سے طرف کی the line "...It's not easy to shove a sleeping kitten into a hollowed out loaf of bread. But it is worth it if آپ want to surprise a mouse".
I considered this for a moment, looked thoughtful for a while (just because I like doing that), and then burst out laughing. And then I couldn't stop. And when I'd gotten over that somewhat pathetic joke, I found something new to laugh at, and then I pulled faces at myself and found them so hysterical I fell off the سوفی, لٹانا and was rolling around with laughter.
Anyways, I couldn't get enough oxygen into my lungs, and soon started to choke. I decided to think about Voldemort, because there is nothing funny about him.
The اگلے دن I told the joke to all my friends. They think I'm mad now.
1.I got stabbed سے طرف کی a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet آپ Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy برداشت, ریچھ is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet آپ Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy برداشت, ریچھ is staring at me.
Tonight آپ go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that آپ won't kill me.
آپ buy weapons and guns.
آپ are certainly hooked.
آپ go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
آپ cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
آپ may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But آپ should not go a-killing.
آپ like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No مزید talking, no مزید beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a سال now,
آپ have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that آپ won't kill me.
آپ buy weapons and guns.
آپ are certainly hooked.
آپ go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
آپ cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
آپ may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But آپ should not go a-killing.
آپ like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No مزید talking, no مزید beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a سال now,
آپ have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
