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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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missracoon xDDDDDDDDD

cutiepie0310 These poems aren't funny. They are disgusting. I like SaveWord_Apples' poem.

Sylvia_Puffin ^yea, me too. These are a little gross, no offence.

SeeUV3 XD I find these very entertainig

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know you So f*** you

Zekrom676 XD ahahahahaha lol

TheSpartan9000 Roses are red My gun is too So stand still And let me shoot you

velvex rose are red violets are blue i suck at poems nice tits

mockingjay2 Nasty ..... I like SaveWord_Apples' poem. It was funnier and better ....

r260897 @mokingjay2....yah..!!! that apple boy's poem was better than s#!t above...

halcyon-smile Oh gosh I cannot stop reading them xD

purrfect55555 roses are red violets are blue to tell ya the truth i dont know you

swampfox31 Oh my god, these are awesome!

BballGirly14 Roses are red. Violets are blue. The stupid grass is green. Why are people so mean?

AwakenShadow I don't care about roses. The same with violets too. So just get under the sheets, And let me fuck you. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Keep staring at me, And you will be too. nice poems to everybody that put one XD

j11 Roses are red my knife is too why the fuck ain't you blue

j11 Roses are red my hood is too what the fuck did i hit?

j11 Peolpe say poems should rhyme i say your gay. I can still make a poem

landiQ Roses are red violets are blue take my man and I kill u

xLoyaltyX Roses are red Violets are violet Tell me who the hell said Violets are blue!

OmgItsCadence roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle's for you :P

dashaonmott while roses are red you be peeing the bed, while violets are blue aint nobody want to be you. BOOM

dashaonmott roses are red and violets are blue, god made me beautiful but not you

euhe Roses are red Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener Cum is white Cum is white When I cum on you It's a big delight

SaintBlackmoor Roses are red Violets are Bullshit, Oh hi, Mark!

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Social Disease ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

آپ can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But آپ wouldn't tell no one
Your پسندیدہ if آپ could

From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes آپ would

Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
You call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright

You can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
You can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh

Where آپ look آپ can find it
Try to run but...

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Somewhere only we know- Keane lyrics

posted by randomgirl3000

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat سے طرف کی the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have آپ gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have آپ gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and...

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Love Lies ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I was lost, then I found you
I never thought it would be this way
Showed آپ my heart, I left it unguarded
Like a thief in the night آپ چرا لیا, چوری کی it away

Now you're gone, the pain goes on and on
I still hear آپ whispering to me through the shadows of the night

Love lies, you're just a victim of the headlines
You're running on into a cold night
You're just a number to the love lies

All alone آپ called it survival
He lost at love to a stranger's lines
Walking the streets, he’s searching with vengeance
For a face that he dreams of night after night

Time goes on, all signs of life stolen, simple dreams were...

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Switch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(Switch)
You’re out of this world I’m sure of it
A crazy intuition, you’re off and on
You’re here then gone, come back
A curious condition
And then آپ switch right over
It’s weird yeah I know but
Just can’t get a hold of myself

Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
Hey, you’ve changed
Not like آپ used to be
‘Cause آپ get in my head and hold my heart
When I’m here you’re there, we’re worlds apart
So reverse your words, get to the start
And switch back to my world

Hey, you’re just
Talking like a machine
Hey, I’m stuck
On every word in between
‘Cause آپ get in my head and hold...

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Me Without آپ ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s just آپ and me and there’s no one around
Feel like I’m hanging سے طرف کی a thread, it’s a long way down
I’ve been trying to breathe but I’m fighting for air
I’m at an all time low with no place to go
But you’re always there

When everything falls apart
And it seems like the world is crashing at my feet
You like me the best when I’m a mess
When I’m my own worst enemy

You make me feel beautiful
When I have nothing left to prove
And I can’t imagine how I’d make it through
There’s no me without you
No me without you, no, no

You hear what I say when I don’t say a word
You are my rising...

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Tell Me Lies ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want آپ to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather آپ not be so sincere

How cold could آپ be
What would آپ do if آپ were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my دل it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, love is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...

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Don't Touch ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
You think u know
When u see me in my videos
How the story goes
But that’s just the side that I expose
Look through the lens
You see my body, not who I am
So don’t pretend
And try to act like you’re my boyfriend
U wanna get somewhere
Then boy don’t touch me there
Just get up close and personal, personal
Zoom zoom in under my skin
Gotta slow down now to begin
Baby don’t rush آپ can look but don’t touch
Zoom zoom
In to my head
Gotta know me to be my man
Boy prove you’re in love
You can look but don’t...

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So Much For آپ ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If آپ wanna dance let’s اقدام it
If آپ wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If آپ want the world آپ got it
If آپ want the girl آپ got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If آپ want it all آپ got it
Can آپ hear me call آپ got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...

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Death & A GUY

posted by -Yusha-

Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."

Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".

Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.

The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."

Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!

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Pokemon Theme Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's آپ and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right...

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THIS IS FUNNY

posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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THIS IS FUNNY
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THIS IS FUNNY

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THIS IS FUNNY

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THIS IS FUNNY

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THIS IS FUNNY

THIS IS FUNNY

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:)

posted by sapherequeen

:)

I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a پرستار of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I love and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of آپ for the rest of my life :)

I love آپ all! Have a beautiful, wonderful دن :D

-LOL!-

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Emails to ALice

posted by KatiiCullen94

dear Alice.
i don't know why i say alice anymore, i think now i write these emails to myself, to secure me that آپ were real, that آپ all were , that he was.
There is evidence that آپ were here. and was my best friend. But sometimes i dont know wheither i was dreaming یا not, But i stop that thought to think again, if it was a dream and آپ diddnt exist,then how did i know your name, یا did i make آپ up, along with every one else. Maybe i'm going crazy, from without آپ i dont know. But i want to find out. Do آپ think a crazy person can be the one to digiosed themselves?? Lets hope for...

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